i got a

[Orgasmatron]

hermit crab

what should i name him



no pokemon or whatever names please

[water dog]

get another hermit crab and make them live in a box together and call them "mingling" crabs

[Orgasmatron]

what kind of box

i think hermit crabs would try to eat cardboard or other similar materials




im already planning on getting two more


and right now they have a half of a coconut to sleep in

[water dog]

they cant be hermits if they live together : -) just put them in a small fish tank that you would use for a gold fish or something and fill it with sand

and name on krabby and name ht eother corphish hehehehehehahahahahehehahhahe

[water dog]

me and my roomate had a hermit ccrab in college

[Mech]

I had two hermit crabs

they killed each other in an epic territorial battle

[Orgasmatron]

i have him in a ten gallon tank right now

it seems roomy enough because hes relatively small and i plan on getting the other crabs around the same size

[Kosheh]

vlad the impaler


name him vlad the impaler

better yet: make "fucking" his second middle name

vlad the fucking impaler

[Orgasmatron]

what wuold i call his buddies if thats the case

[Sengir]

Godric is the name of a famous hermit from the middle ages., other than that idk.

(yes, serious post in spamhaul)

[Orgasmatron]

i dont see whats the big deal with serious posts in spamhaul

im nearly always serious

[Kosheh]

what wuold i call his buddies if thats the case

thor. leif.


give him a fucking viking name






if its a girl name it astrid

yeah like that dragon trainer movie

[Orgasmatron]

okay back to hermit crab names

[Kosheh]

everyone at the playgrounds gonna make fun of you if you dont name him vlad the impaler

Spoiler

its my girlfriend's bff's cat's name

[Gwen]

name it Johann, either that or Otto shall be my sons name and I think your hermit would love it.