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~~DadNier~~ · 05-23-2010, 07:16 PM

(05-23-2010, 06:44 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote: if pokemon were real i'd beat up all the nerds who own pokemon, then i would play with my real pets

o-o-oh y-yeah well uhhhhhhh we would just have {IKACHU us SOLARBOLT and ZAPPR(dos) ur ass he-h-heh heh :adjusts glasses, puts dropped graphing calculator back in fanny pack:

Twistendo · 05-23-2010, 08:24 PM

do you stick the TMs/HMs up their asses or

Omegajak · 05-23-2010, 09:09 PM

I've never understood that. Do you have like a mobile video player to show your pokemon the move? Do they....do they eat the CD? Do I dissolve it in water?

Also, I always thought it was cool that since in North America most caves and tunnels cannot be traversed since they lead to certain doom or a very very lackluster dead end. In pokemon however they are an adventure and a half.

Wouldn't it'd be awesome to be adventuring and your just super in the mood for a Slurpee, on look at that Delibird/Bayleef,Houndoom is in the mood for a nice cold ice beverage themselves. Welp OFF TO THE 7Eleven via DIGLETT'S CAVE! See people HATE walking but if you add pokemon catching and adventuring to it it's awesome.

"Hey Growlith you hungry?" "Growlithe!" "Really?! Alright buddy were out of Emberbites Pokemon food, let's just hop on the ol' Skateboard, Bike and get some excercise, and feed our need" OH SHIT You've run into a Golbat that just recently migrated here for the summer FUCK, but wait you conveniently stocked up on Dusk Balls from your local Quick Stop/Mac's/Convenience Store! You've never caught a Gol Bat before BUT THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO DO SO NOW!

There should just be IRL Pokemon thread IN the Pokemon sub-forum.

water dog · 05-23-2010, 10:42 PM

(05-23-2010, 09:09 PM)Djanjo Wrote: I've never understood that. Do you have like a mobile video player to show your pokemon the move? Do they....do they eat the CD? Do I dissolve it in water?

Also, I always thought it was cool that since in North America most caves and tunnels cannot be traversed since they lead to certain doom or a very very lackluster dead end. In pokemon however they are an adventure and a half.

Wouldn't it'd be awesome to be adventuring and your just super in the mood for a Slurpee, on look at that Delibird/Bayleef,Houndoom is in the mood for a nice cold ice beverage themselves. Welp OFF TO THE 7Eleven via DIGLETT'S CAVE! See people HATE walking but if you add pokemon catching and adventuring to it it's awesome.

"Hey Growlith you hungry?" "Growlithe!" "Really?! Alright buddy were out of Emberbites Pokemon food, let's just hop on the ol' Skateboard, Bike and get some excercise, and feed our need" OH SHIT You've run into a Golbat that just recently migrated here for the summer FUCK, but wait you conveniently stocked up on Dusk Balls from your local Quick Stop/Mac's/Convenience Store! You've never caught a Gol Bat before BUT THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO DO SO NOW!

There should just be IRL Pokemon thread IN the Pokemon sub-forum.

YES thats exactly what this thread was supposed to be in the firts place but people just ended up posting what pokemon they would have irl instead of stuff like that

Omegajak · 05-23-2010, 11:01 PM

See this is what I'm saying about a Pokemon MMO modeled after WoW.

Pokemon just around, you have your own HP, cause they can attack you. Some pokemon will only attack you if you bug them, not just you being there, and if you were to catch one that suddenly attacked you it'd have like a mischievous nature or vicious nature because it wanted to hurt you or play a trick on you or was being territorial.

You could choose what you want to be game wise you'd be limited but IRL your not limited to just being a breeder or a picnicker. You could do all kinds of things.

For example I do graffitti on and off. There are awesome abadoned warehouses south in my town. If I had a Smeagle, shit I'd be there all the time with him.

Thinking about it kinda of boggles you cause you think of something ordinary like going to the CN Tower or the Empire state building or some other tall structure like how many pokemon would you see? Photography (Poekmon SNAP) would take on a whole new meaning if you wanted to just get a picture of a in Flight Togetic.

[Image: Real_Life_Pokemon___Ho_Oh_by_HeyZabava.jpg]

[Image: Real_Life_Pokemon___Ho_Oh_by_HeyZabava.jpg]

See this isn't True Ho-Oh this if they were real would be a lesser Ho-Oh. One that has move set's like Ho-Oh but but is much smaller. Where the real deal would be the fucking huge bird that answers the calls of Rainbow Feathers and Tin Bells.

Gwen · 05-23-2010, 11:11 PM

I'd probably be a photographer of pokemon in the wild, and I'd have my assorted pokemon. Also one thing I never understood, why only 6 balls? I'd have a belt clip that could hold like 20 fracking pokeballs.

Orgasmatron · 05-24-2010, 07:58 AM

i would hunt them all to extinction

and there would be a mounted pikachu head on my wall

Omegajak · 05-25-2010, 04:20 PM

Oh man on a drive home last week I thought to myself...what is the worst thing that could possibly ever happen at any given time in a world where Pokemon exist?

Snorlax.

[Image: snorlax.png]

Fucking Snorlax.

The KKM · (This post was last modified: 05-25-2010, 07:49 PM by The KKM.)

First, I'd get Pidgey and Ratatta. The basics. I'd breed them. There would be more and more.

Then I'd bloody kill them all and get an army of Gastleys and Banettes and other bloody ghost pokémon.

Using a flying pokemon I'd fly to Sicily and join La Famiglia Rocket. I'd then wait for us to do some shit and Absol to appear and try to warn people, and I'd bloody capture it.

Then ride my Pidgeot (ok this one is still alive) to South America, to Machu Pichu. I'd do the bloody puzzles and awaken the bloody Unown, plus capture lots of Natu and Smeargle that can draw anything.

I'd then go to somewhere like the Philippines and terrorize the local populace with my army of ghosts, mindfuck birds and letters, and dogs that can copy and do anything they see.

I'd also kill Giovanni and the real leader of Rocket, Berlusconi. I'd claim the Federated States of Micronesia as my own micronation, conquering all. I'd start hiring associates, evil cute girls. But not too many, or they would manipulate me.

I'd kill more and more pokémon for more and more ghosts. I'd kidnap Abra all over the world for an army of bloody Alakazam.

I'd invade Iran and get their weapon of mass-destruction, Mewtwo.

The US would let me do all this until Team Aqua or Team Magma blow up the World Trade Center, then Bush would be all like "let's fightan terrorism with mah poochyena" that is actually a ratatta silly bush

Bin Laden would use Golems and Koffings, for Selfdestruct.

I'd then start creating subroutine disks to infect the FBI and CIA's Porygons and Porygon 2, creating an army of Porygon Z and MissingNo.

And then some kid from somewhere would manage to destroy all this and say it was because he loved his pokémon. goddamn furry.

edit:edited for more variety in cussing

~~Cobalt Blue~~ · 05-25-2010, 07:30 PM

everyone in pokemon is a cute little special unique mesiah with world-domination powers.

Rhyme · 05-25-2010, 07:38 PM

(05-25-2010, 05:11 PM)The KKM Wrote: First, I'd get Pidgey and Ratatta. The basics. I'd breed them. There would be more and more.

Then I'd *blank*ing kill them all and get an army of Gastleys and Banettes and other *blank*ing ghost pokémon.

Using a flying pokemon I'd fly to Sicily and join La Famiglia Rocket. I'd then wait for us to do some shit and Absol to appear and try to warn people, and I'd *blank*ing capture it.

Then ride my Pidgeot (ok this one is still alive) to South America, to Machu Pichu. I'd do the *blank*ing puzzles and awaken the *blank*ing Unown, plus capture lots of Natu and Smeargle that can draw anything.

I'd then go to somewhere like the Philippines and terrorize the local populace with my army of ghosts, mind*blank* birds and letters, and dogs that can copy and do anything they see.

I'd also kill Giovanni and the real leader of Rocket, Berlusconi. I'd claim the Federated States of Micronesia as my own micronation, conquering all. I'd start hiring associates, evil cute girls. But not too many, or they would manipulate me.

I'd kill more and more pokémon for more and more ghosts. I'd kidnap Abra all over the world for an army of *blank*ing Alakazam.

I'd invade Iran and get their weapon of mass-destruction, Mewtwo.

The US would let me do all this until Team Aqua or Team Magma blow up the World Trade Center, then Bush would be all like "let's fightan terrorism with mah poochyena" that is actually a ratatta silly bush

Bin Laden would use Golems and Koffings, for Selfdestruct.

I'd then start creating subroutine disks to infect the FBI and CIA's Porygons and Porygon 2, creating an army of Porygon Z and MissingNo.

And then some kid from somewhere would manage to destroy all this and say it was because he loved his pokémon. *blank*ing furry.