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07-07-2010, 05:12 AM
i made eggs for the first time!!

i made 'em sunny side up but they look all nasty

one cracked perfect, the other the yolk exploded

and around the perfectly cracked one there's like a yellow film within radius of it that has a thickness of snot (not cum), is that normal or did i undercook it?


bottom of it's perfect thouggh, i cooked it for 5 minutes



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07-07-2010, 06:59 AM
You... don't cook?

That's pretty weak.
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07-07-2010, 09:20 AM
is this seriously the first time you ever try to make eggs
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07-07-2010, 09:31 AM
ive never even made eggs. toast is the most complicated thing i've made
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07-07-2010, 09:37 AM
(07-07-2010, 09:31 AM)Woppet Wrote: ive never even made eggs. toast is the most complicated thing i've made

That's really kind of sad. Go find a recipe on the net and spend the day trying to bake a cake or something. Even if it goes wrong, at least you'll have learned *something* about cooking - and you'll probably enjoy it.
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07-07-2010, 09:37 AM
The heardest thing I've done was to boil this sucker

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but I also never tried to make eggs
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07-07-2010, 09:42 AM
(07-07-2010, 09:37 AM)Gors Wrote: The heardest thing I've done was to boil this sucker

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but I also never tried to make eggs

wtf they look like cactus nutsacks
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07-07-2010, 09:48 AM
(07-07-2010, 09:42 AM)sexhaver1994 Wrote: cactus nutsacks

A wild west-setting villain?
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07-07-2010, 10:17 AM
hardest thing i ever made was cereal
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07-07-2010, 10:49 AM
i routinely make various pasta and occasionally rice dishes
usually boxed in the case of rice, but
yes

also i will never be a man b/c i will probably never make eggs because i don't eat eggs
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07-07-2010, 02:48 PM
I've never fried eggs actually
because fried eggs are ick.

I make pretty much the best scrambled eggs ever, though.
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07-07-2010, 02:59 PM
...I can't crack eggs. Embarassed
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07-07-2010, 03:03 PM
Next time I try to cook, I'm going to try and make sunny-side-up eggs


all I can make is scrambled :C
but I like scrambled eggs so this is okayyyyy
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07-07-2010, 03:14 PM
(07-07-2010, 09:48 AM)GrooveMan.exe Wrote:
(07-07-2010, 09:42 AM)sexhaver1994 Wrote: cactus nutsacks

A wild west-setting villain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epb5HCZNBZQ
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07-07-2010, 03:15 PM
(07-07-2010, 03:14 PM)sexhaver1994 Wrote:
(07-07-2010, 09:48 AM)GrooveMan.exe Wrote:
(07-07-2010, 09:42 AM)sexhaver1994 Wrote: cactus nutsacks

A wild west-setting villain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epb5HCZNBZQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDbACY5tja0
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