his name is spelled l-u-c-a-r-i-o and he's a muscle type

[Maxpphire]

If Pokemon were real, you could die because they could kill you. (But not really).

[TomGuycott]

Are you guys making fun of 2nd graders again? Tsk tsk.

[Gors]

can't deny the fact that 'If Pokemon were real, you could die because they could kill you. (But not really).' line is quite hilarious though

[Shawn]

Lucario is the perfect Pokemon.

[Helmo]

his weakness is the eyeball type ahaha

[Rosencrantz]

Dark Golduck is a cool Pokemon because he's a water and dark type. He's the best swimmer of all Pokemon. Whenever he swims very fast, the gem on its head glows. Golduck is known to rescue people out of the sea when a storm is coming! He's so fast at swimming, he can swim faster than the Olympics. He has seventy lives and does 60 damage on my card. Damage is the number that shows how bad a Pokemon can defeat another Pokemon. Here's a neat fact: he's got tons of special attacks and his mental thinking can make stuff happen. Mewtwo, the strongest Pokemon can't even do that. Whenever Dark Golduck swims, he swims smoothly. His weakness is electric. A weakness is a life destroyer. He's got webbed feet. This is all about Dark Golduck.

[Rosencrantz]

[triptych]

his mental thinking can make stuff happen

mental thinking

[Skink]

They are all second graders.

hahah

[Helmo]

Picachu is cool because once upon a time Picachu met some other Pokemons at a tree. Pokemon met them and made friends with them. Now they are best friends.

[Kairos]

Electric type Pokemon are Pokemon who have electrical powers.

[-Dark-]

He has seventy lives

[Cell Shaded Envy]

Charizard evolves on level 16. Charmilo evolves on level 36. In Japanese, it is Lizardon. Its special ability is blast. Charizard has wings. It can stand heat from a volcano.


I feel bad for laughing at second graders. But this is hilarious.

[Chaoxys]

So, am I the only one who would love to have a book set up to look like a Pokedex with each entry written by a second grader?

[TomGuycott]

I have to say, they're about 2000 times more capable with words than I was at second grade.