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#16
A dog goes into a telegraph office. He fills out the telegram form, and give it to the clerk.. The telegram reads:
"Woof woof. Woof. Woof woof woof. Woof, woof. Woof."
The clerk says "Oh, you've only got 9 words here, you can add another 'woof' for the same price".
The dog looks confused and says: "But that wouldn't make any sense at all!"

(this is seriously one of my favourite jokes)
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#17
How do you call a deaf rabbit ?



Two eggs are in a frying pan.
Egg 1 : Boy ! It's hot in here !
Egg 2 : AAhhhh !!! It's a talking EGG !!
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#18
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
#19
what do you get when you fuse lightning and pelicans? a huge electric bill!
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(09-21-2010, 10:08 AM)Francisco Cifuentes Wrote: any 4chan meme.

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(09-22-2010, 04:17 PM)Proton Wrote:
(09-21-2010, 10:08 AM)Francisco Cifuentes Wrote: any 4chan meme.

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no metaru's right sorry
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(09-22-2010, 01:08 PM)Lexou Wrote: What do you call a deaf rabbit ?

anything you want. it can't hear you.
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#23
NGL
I've always thought the GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK meme was hilarious
but I suppose taht's because it's lots of jokes on a theme rather than people just making literally the same joke over and over
and it didn't really last that long anyway iirc

EXPLAIN YOUR OPINIONS ON HUMOUR AT LENGTH GILLIAN THAT WILL MAKE YOU FRIENDS
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#24
whats the difference between a black man and a dead baby?

nothing.
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#25
Wait, wait add something about rape and videogames
and you might win the internet xD lol
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#26
lol
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#27
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!

#28
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.
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(09-22-2010, 06:58 PM)Woppet Wrote: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

Inb4 wave of racist jokes and lock.
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#30
How was that racist? heh.
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