Conspiracy

[Asther]

You know how people refer to offline as "real life"? Implying the internet isn't real?

I just found something I wrote a couple of months ago in notepad and forgot about:

"president obama is plotting to bring the internet into real life"

The implications of this are clear. If Obama succeeds, not only America will be affected. The entire world will change as people will be able to hide their identities even in face-to-face encounters, causing crime to skyrocket and facilitating terrorism. Malware wouldn't just break your computer. It could break your families and businesses as well. Illegal filesharing would spread from stealing TV shows and music to stealing cars, drugs, and money. Americans must unite to prevent Obama from realizing this plan. Please spread the word to your fellow citizens as well as your friends across the globe. Obama must be stopped.

[Maxpphire]

Hey, if I can get a free car and not get caught, I might as well do it :I

[Vipershark]

if stealing things worked the same way irl as it does on the internet, it'd be great

just clone the thing you want and take the clone
the original is still there

everyone wins

[Asther]

Money would become worthless, but we wouldn't even need money because we can clone everything in existance

oh my god its a perfect world



and you can photoshop things too

[Vipershark]

no photoshopping please that would get horribly confusing and weird

VIPERSHARK IS KONATA
RUN

actually never mind it's a dream come true

[Lexou Duck]

Fuck, if I can model myself into a mantaray that flies even in the air

I MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING DO IT

[Woppet*]

[Asther]

Fuck, if I can model myself into a mantaray that flies even in the air

I MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING DO IT

Second Life irl

[Lexou Duck]

What would be the equivalent of a website irl ?

[Chris2Balls [:B]]

The Illuminati=reptilian kin aka bluebloods, jinn, naga, demons, Pokemon, vampires, Rothschilds, Rockefellars, Windsors etc that rule secret societies like Freemasonry.? Their agenda: force TOXIC swine flu vaccines on many, WW3, implement interenet 2 & Codex Alimentarius then stage an alien invasion to get a fascist world government with us chipped. Support Stewart Swerdlow, Dr Deagle, Oracle Broadcasting, free-energy technology and gardeners/farmers!

[Chutzpar]

Is this the real life?

[Chris2Balls [:B]]

HELP WHATS REALITY IM GOING TO JUMP OUT OF MY WINDOW TO DO A REALITY CHECK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Chutzpar]

Aw man, way to rock-block, Chris.

[ThePortalGuru]

HELP WHATS REALITY IM GOING TO JUMP OUT OF MY WINDOW TO DO A REALITY CHECK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Reminds me of High School of the Dead, man.