TSR's Funniest Gamming moments

[Ninspriterx]

I was playing Brawl, then I got bored.
I feel asleep staring at trophies.

[KillerAslox]

Euhh let's see, non brawl moments.
lemmi think.
how about, no wait brawl.
nothing yet.
I think it's TP when my brother spent 2 hours trying to catch a fish, and I got one within 1 minute.

[Ark Kuvis]

My friend was playing Harvest Moon for PS2, and he named his child "Dick".

And three extremely perfect lulz worthy sentances came out. I cannot remember them, but they were comedy.

[GenericNPC]

While playing GTA4 I was driving a taxi and was going so fast that when I hit a pedestrian walking next to a fence the force of it actually glitched him through the fence and then there was blood all over the front of my car

[Cesar]

When I was first able to change my party leader in FFXII, I only knew how to change it after one week playing

[you can call me 7ILBY]

Funniest moment oh man there are so many i will narrow it down to one for the sake of the internet perhaps when i was playing Half-Life and running through Black Mesa, hit a passing scientist with a crowbar for laughs, a glitch must've occured cause he screamed and started air-humping (2-3 frames of movement looping), i pulled up console and put it in chase mode, got bummed by a scientist.

F. yeah.

[Alex]

http://gameroom.mlgpro.com/view/7fhsalsL7t2rm8TA.html

I was literally laughing my ass off when this happened.

[mors ontologica]

I was playing Red Steel with a friend once.

Funniest thing in topic.

[Ultimecia]

I got three specially funny moments playing games. Two of them were funny because it scared the hell out of me and the third was just plain "WTF?!?"

Let's start with the scary ones.
You know, I'm one hard girl to scare. Horror movies, games... I usually laugh the stupidly of the characters and stuff like that. I play horror games since the first Alone in the Dark for PC when I was a kid. But I don't know why Fatal Frame (the PS2 version) managed to get me... Uneasy. And I had the habit of playing horror games in total darkness.
One day I was playing, walking in one of the many Himuro's mansion corridors. It was silence both in game and at my house, my parents were out and I was alone. Suddenly, for the first time in my entire life, the armory's door just beside me OPENED out of NOWHERE, making this old wood noise and creeping the shit out of me +_+

Yet another day my parents were out too, and I decided to leave my door open (my parents asked because they were afraid of thefts). So I was playing and I was real uneasy and annoyed with my hair. I started to play with my hair until I tied it. I was still annoyed and decided to sit on the floor. It was dark, and the corridor's light were off too. In game I was walking through that goddamn rope corridor, it was an awful wind IRL outside. Then.... My dog came from behind and touched the back of my neck with her cold nose. Yeah, she scarred me and I scarred her with my scream.

The third one was a funny one. I was playing Ragnarok Online with my friend and we decided to level up hunting rockers. For those who don't know they look like crickets with guitars and stuff, and they were kinda easy for us - but not too boring-, we got good experience and they had a good respawn. So each one of us were in one half of the screen, killing the rockers which came in our direction. But then... When I noticed it was a MASSIVE amount of rockers pilling up my friend! It was around 30 or even more monsters! The first thing I thought was "Whaaaa? What in the fuckin' hell he did?!!??!". Before I could finish that thought the creatures killed him and started to attack me. And this time I decided to level up my character without teleport...
Yeah, some while later I discovered that it was a Singer, a creature of the same type, but higher level and could summon Rockers. XD

That were 3 of my best stories XP

[Shock]

When i was playing Melee there was a Clefairy by Bowser and when i paused bowser's hurt position looked like Clefairy hit his jewels if you know what I mean..

[Codestar]

Testicles if I'm not mistaken...

[GrooveMan.exe]

I was playing Red Steel with a friend once.

Funniest thing in topic.

I know, right? The game wasd truly awful - I wish he took more care in his purchases.

This new Tiger Woods game for the PS3 is pretty lol-worthy, although not intentional.
- When the game starts, you make a character straight away. Male only, abiguous ethnicity, final destination. They give you this quadrant slider to let you chage ethnicity, but they don't tell you what the extremities are...
- Then you get to change physical proportions and shit. We have him a really short, but massively thick torso, with arms so lumpy he could be a character in FF7; and the longest skinniest legs on earth. Then we gave him the deepest voice possible.
- The upshot of this was that because he starts out at such a low level, even when you whack the ball with his giganto arms, it doesn't go far at all. Then when you screw up a putt, he says
GET IN THE HOOOOLE D=<

Oh shit.

[Zee]

I was playing spore with a group of my friends in the commons area of my college, and while we're tame by any stretch of the imagination, the quotes we came up with were just awful.

"Today is a good day to genocide!"
"Die last and slaughter."
"I swear to god, one of those tribal savages threw a spear at me!" "Is that before or AFTER you lasered most of the tribe?"
"Sucking the atmosphere off an enemy planet is fair tactics, right?"
"My creatures killed everything it could in Cell stage, everybody it met in Creature stage, I set fire to teepees in Tribal stage, and I detonated warheads in cities in Civ stage. I'm just guesting the average lifespan of my people is exactly 9 months after sexual maturity, and the concept of universal healthcare involves NOT digging the clawed foot into the open wound."

Most of these were funny in context, not sure how well they carry without the context.

[ElectroMan]

Ok, last Brawl post, I promise:

- I was playing with Link against a Captain Falcon in Giant Mode, with super mushrooms (or whatever they are called). I grabbed the Smash Ball, and he grabbed a Mushroom. So then, I hit him with the triforce, but I don't know what happened, but the triforce just passed through him, along with Link who was going to slash, and then Linked died... A major WTF moment.

- In the same battle, I grabbed the Smash Ball and he grabbed the mushroom, and I hit him with the Triforce, this time it works. But what's funny is that when Link prepares to make the final slash, Captain Falcon's hurt pose looks like he his hanged on his butt by the triforce, and his hands and feet are out of it. I lol'd so much (I suck at explaining...)
Good thing I have a replay of the match

[Paper Jorge]

Ah, this was a long time ago.

I was playing Banjo-Tooie and since I was much younger I was kind of stupid back then. I thought you were supposed to beat Zombie King Jingaling instead of going to Bottle's House, then to Jiggywiggy's place and pretty much just beating the whole game to save King Jingaling.