Rev Up Those Sonic Cycles

[JackMan]

Yes feel free to disregard anything else that I said.

I want the design back. And the character.
And I know you're saying "He didn't talk at all, dipshit"
and that's
fucking
awesome.

He has millions of tiny robotic animal slaves
goes out every level and tries to kill Sonic
and never talks.
That's great.
That is all you need for a villian. Because Sonic didn't talk either.
Which brings up something else, will it have voice acting?

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-I know he's always been Eggman.
I live in America.-

[GrooveMan.exe]

Jesus christ

Grown men arguing about a blue rodent that wears red shoes, that can travel at the speed of sound

I love you, internet, I love you so much.

Hurr da Durr

Quoting this. Your rant posts are terrible, JackMan. Please stop.

[Iceman404]

Jesus christ

Grown men arguing about a blue rodent that wears red shoes, that can travel at the speed of sound

I love you, internet, I love you so much.

But yeah.

Probably not gonna be anything spectacular. Whoever said "You can only go so far" is right. I'm satisfied if they make it enjoyable.
Maybe it'll have Classic Sonic playable and new Sonic playable too. That would be awesome.
You know what characters I want to be playable?
Sonic. -Both-
Knuckles. -Both, if possible-
Tails. -Both.-

Because they all kick ass. No Shadow is needed. I gotta say, I loves me some Shadow. Just like I loves me some Vegeta.
But you don't need him. I'm sorry.

And.. you know what I want? You know what I really, REALLY want?
I want.
goddamn.
ROBOTNIK. NOT FUCKING EGGMAN. I WANT ROBOTNIK.

This is how I want it to work-
Different villian for different type of character
like
like in S3&K. Or just S&K, rather. Knuckles with Egg Robo, Sonic with Robotnik.
New sonic- Eggman as the villian.
Old sonic- goddamned Robotnik as the villian.
If that happens, I will be happy.

As for the levels I'm expecting, I EXPECT Winged Fortress. Seriously. That shit needs a remix. Fucking serious.
And Scrap Brain zone, even though that won't happen ;_____;

Pretty much, I want the industrial levels. Robotic levels. Like Oil Ocean. I want some Oil Ocean in there.
Metropolis can suck a dick, fuck that level so hard.
Honestly, I'd love to see a LOT of Sonic 2 levels. I'd love some Hilltop and Mystic Cave, just to see how they'd make it look.

As for Sonic 3 levels, they have to have Angel Island in it. I don't even like that level. In fact, I hate that level. But you know what's awesome about the level? The act 2 parallax. Where everything hits the shitter and goes all fiery.
That's awesome. That is epic. With all the robotic flying things flying around and fucking shit up.
Death Egg zone -Sonic 2- has to be remade.. Really, it does.

I don't really care about Hydrocity. I love the music, but the level is so.. so blah.
I'd like to say I want some Marble Garden, but it's pretty boring too. I want Launch Base too. Launch Base always felt so epic.
Imagine a giant HD Death Egg in the background, just sitting there waiting to blow some shit up.
IMAGINE IT.

As for Sonic CD levels, I love them all for the sole reason of seeing them in a pre-historic peaceful state and a post-apocalyptic robotic state. That's amazing.
Above all else, I really want to see Stardust Speedway (METAL FUCKING SONIC RACE) and Metallic Madness.

And for SA2 and SA.. Uhh..
I guess Green Forest, and both of the ARK levels I can't remember. The really fucking hard ones with the rails and shit.

I just hope they don't fuck it up bigtime. This is a wetdream coming to life, seriously. I hope classic Sonic comes into the story, and some mega-giant-holy shit Robotnik's ripping a hole in the space-time continuum story will happen.
I don't know.
Something epic, for god's sake, please.

The way you constantly cuss twenty four seven and try to make yourself seem edgy isn't really making you look good. Just sayin'.

[JackMan]

I'm feeling a lot of hate.

I wasn't ranting. I was stating my opinion, sorry if it sounded angry.

Iceman, I like you. I do. I live in Kentucky. No, I am not married to my cousin, do not own a tractor, and I am wearing shoes. I'm sorry if cussing is offensive to you.
You don't know who I am, don't try and criticize me.
Oh and just for the record, I haven't made a little post because I got flustered when 1up pissed on my hopes and dreams and left for a week and then came back.
"Just sayin'."

[Rökkan]

GROWN MEN ARGUING ABOUT A BLUE HEDGEHOG EHUEHEUHEUHUEHEUEHUEHUE FUNNY COOL MAN.

EGGMAN IS ROBOTNIK.

ROBOTNIK IS THE AMERICAN NAME.

EGGMAN WAS HIS NAME SINCE THE BEGINNING.

SEGA OF AMERICA FELT THAT SONIC WAS TOO JAPANESE DESPITE IT BEING TOTALLY AIMED FOR AMERICANS (so much that it still isn't popular in Japan)

SO THEY INVENTED A STUPID BACKSTORY OF KINTOBOR AND SONIC WANTING THE CHAOS EMERALDS TO TURN EGGMAN BACK INTO KINTOBOR BLABLABLA AND GAVE EGGMAN THE NAME 'IVO ROBOTNIK'.

IN SONIC ADVENTURE ONWARDS THEY DECIDED THAT EGGMAN WAS HIS NICKNAME AND IVO ROBOTNIK HIS REAL NAME MUCH LIKE HOW THEY DID WITH THE DEBATE WHETHER TAILS' NAME WAS GOING TO BE MILES PROWER OR TAILS.

EGGROBO WAS DESTROYED IN SONIC & KNUCKLES DESPITE HIS APPEARANCE IN SONIC R.

WING FORTRESS AND METALLIC MADNESS CAN SUCK MY DICK.

NOBODY WAS GOING TO MAKE STUPID ASSUMPTIONS BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH YOU MIGHT BE A TEN YEAR OLD BUT WE'RE NOT.

1UP AND PEOPLE DO THOSE THINGS OCCASIONALLY LEARN TO BUCK UP.

[Kriven]

Wait, there was only one Eggrobo? I thought he was a mass-produced model, I didn't know he was a distinct character.

[Rökkan]

Wait, there was only one Eggrobo? I thought he was a mass-produced model, I didn't know he was a distinct character.

Eggrobo was a mass-produced model. Sonic destroyed all of them except one, who fixed Mecha Sonic MK-II and tried to get the Master Emerald off Knuckles, who didn't have Sonic nor Tails there to help him out. When Eggrobo caught Knuckles, he evade Mecha Sonic's attack, that destroyed the Eggrobo.

The one surviving Eggrobo is said to be a distinct character because he seems smarter than the others - since he proved to be more than just a badnik much like the others seemed to be.

[Kriven]

Oh, that makes more sense. That's actually kinda cool.

Thanks for the lesson, Rokkan.

[a babyass man]

sonic: bringing out the worst in already terrible people since 1991

[Omegajak]

sonic: bringing out the worst in already terrible people since 1991

Honestly. Ahmen.

On a brighter note. Sonic the Hedgehog Archie Comic series with it's edgy Marvel inspired deep conflict,s confusing time trips (cause they haven't been explained as yet), hilarious love triangles, growing up, dealing with personal issues in a unstable world. Imagine the Archie comic Sonic series ever got license to do a game, imagine the shit storm (Sonic Cycle and fans in that cycle) that'd really fly.

I'd play it. If for no other reason I'd get to play as Mighty and Ray again.

[Cobalt Blue]

inb4 30 pages of unrelased sonic game walls of text from rokkan

[Vipershark]

how about if you don't like sonic then shut the fuck up

all the "arguing about blue rat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ehuehueheuheuehue" posts add nothing to the thread

[Koopaul]

Hm... Sega releases a few seconds of teaser footage for Sonic, and we get 8 pages in a few days. Nintendo releases a full trailer for Donkey Kong Country Returns, and it takes months for it to reach this level.

Then again, most of this was asinine.

[Dazz]

That's because we're discussing the trend as well as the content.

[a babyass man]

how about if you don't like sonic then shut the fuck up