the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[DioShiba]

It's hard to drive in Massachusetts without having a few fuckwits who don't know what their doing on the road, Especially in construction city.

Try driving around where the tornado hit.

Depends which area you're talking about.

I only got my license last month, and with my skill I am hardly ready to go to another town (Except maybe Holyoke but that's another story for another day.).

[Kriven]

"Massholes." 'Nuff said.

[Helmo]

the poop

it isn't happening

[Koopaul]

Then shart instead.

[Kriven]

Dear Cracked.com:

Why did you eat four hours of my life? Surely my life doesn't taste that good. I would assume it's kind of on the chewy side with an unrewarding bland taste and a small lump of what could possibly be meat paste now cradled ever so comfortably in the crown of your tooth. Knowing the sad reality that my life is unsavory, I must ask that you kindly stop inviting yourself over for dinner. You make pleasant conversation, but there are some nights where I just have shit to do.

Yours truly,
~Kriven

[Maxpphire]

More like Dear Cracked: Why are you keeping me up past 7am and making me not tired by thinking about stuff. ffffffffff

[Rosencrantz]

I sure do enjoy being at work and not getting anything done

: |

[DioShiba]

I didn't realize it was friday until this morning.

There goes my sense of time.

[Vipershark]

sitting with no clothes on at the chiropractor is really fun guys

[Rakia]

Mine's not a big thing just a series of small worsening items.
First got a haircut that got kinda screwed
Came home and tried to fix it myself with an electric razor, which ended up shaving a small hole where there is no hair cause the shaver was wanky
Tried to get someone else to fix it and now it's even worse

might as well just shave off those parts completely.

[Asther]

i cant donate blood for another 3 months because i got my ears pierced a month ago because of fda rules

i guess a licensed phlebotomist = still can't tell theyre healed nope

[Flame]

Why do you avoid me, every time we get closer as friends.

}:

[DioShiba]

I'm up way too early in the morning.

[Lemonray]

I've not taken my depression meds for a couple of months, and most of the side effects are gone. But, my eyes have not yet returned to their original blue colour :/

[DioShiba]

if I realized talking to customer service would take 2 fucking hours I wouldn't have done it