the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Kami]

Not bad, Though, I get that alot from my family even though I don't eat alot.

[Vipershark]

To the woman who came to my job today and left her bloody, used tampon sitting in a pool of blood in the toilet that wouldn't flush even after six attempts therefore requiring me to have to reach in there and grab it to get it out:

FUCK
YOU

[Kriven]

Why does it say there are posts!

[Kosheh]

Apparently everyone hates me because I "eat everything."

How's that fifth bowl of cereal treating you guys?

excuse me two bowls of cereal is one too many

jesus


christ

[Gwen]

So a few friends and I just left another friends house after he completely bitched me out for nothing. I'm really pissed right now because I didn't do anything, we were just talking and watching Netflix and he just starts telling me to shut up even though we're all talking and next thing I know he's telling me to shut the fuck up or I can leave. After that the other guys and I started texted and decided to leave, because holy fuck way to explode over a non issue, there's a group of 4 guys, who normally talk while watching tv.. The others say it might have been him just overreacting since a few minutes before I was messing around with beyblades, they weren't making noise or anything and he tells me to put them away because I'll damage something, so after telling him I wouldn't I put em away anyways, because it's his house and if he doesn't want me launching beyblades I suppose I need to respect that, but god damn don't explode over something we all do and only direct it at me.
He also had the audacity to text me and say it probably came from his dad saying if we ever woke him up from being to loud he might get kicked out. Yeah okay, but tell us that instead or suggest we hang out somewhere else if that actually worries you, don't fucking take it out on me and cuss me out. Not fucking cool.
I'm proud that I left the situation, awhile ago I would have just sulked the rest of the night, but I actually removed myself from it for once.
EDIT: I'm always paranoid my friends will read this stuff since they know I'm a member here...

[Maxpphire]

My lower back on the left side, and the side and front of me in that area it's a generally sore and hurts p.bad.

it has been doing this since a little before midnight so if I'm not feeling better by 3pm ish, I will probably go to hospital

Fun times

[PatientZero]

My lower back on the left side, and the side and front of me in that area it's a generally sore and hurts p.bad.

it has been doing this since a little before midnight so if I'm not feeling better by 3pm ish, I will probably go to hospital

Fun times

That sounds like the best course of action, there's obviously no way I can gauge the level of pain you're in or what kind of pain it is, but it reads to me like it's a nasty cramp.
If you want some immediate advice, I prescribe a hot water bottle on the tummy and mindless TV, warmth and distraction are good things.

That said, even if it is "just" a cramp, they can be absolute agony, and any extended pain should be taken seriously.

Pain on any level over an extended amount of time is very bad for you, psychologically and physically, since your brain is flooding you with endorphins and the focus of dealing with the pain itself will distract from other self-preservation, things like hunger, sleep or even basic personal hygiene are much less important to us than just not being in pain.

I can think of a few conditions that would cause left-side abdominal pain, but as interesting as they are and as much as I'd like to explain them, I don't want to put ideas into your head so I'm not going to mention them.
Suffice to say if the pain doesn't get better you should definitely seek medical care so they can tell you there's nothing to worry about, they can prescribe you pain relief and at the very least being told you're fine is one of the best medicines around.

Feel better, ok?

[Kosheh]

at this point i'm kinda wondering why one of us on the staff team hasn't changed your username from "PatientZero" to "DoctorZero" yet

To the woman who came to my job today and left her bloody, used tampon sitting in a pool of blood in the toilet that wouldn't flush even after six attempts therefore requiring me to have to reach in there and grab it to get it out:

FUCK
YOU

why did reading this make me think of castlevania

what the fuck

Spoiler

did you at least use gloves?

[Previous]

Okay so I'm like, what, the complain box? I mean sure it's alright I don't mind but really, maybe you should, probably, discuss your problems with each other? Complaining to me won't really help, you know, I'm not going to solve your issues for you. I'm not the one who married either of you. I just happen to be here because I can't get out (yet) and I just try to steer clear of trouble so I certainly will not mediate or anything especially since past events proved that it doesn't work anyways. How about you just sit down and discuss things like mature people instead of yelling at each other for nothing. Like that ever helped.

[Kami]

at this point i'm kinda wondering why one of us on the staff team hasn't changed your username from "PatientZero" to "DoctorZero" yet

To the woman who came to my job today and left her bloody, used tampon sitting in a pool of blood in the toilet that wouldn't flush even after six attempts therefore requiring me to have to reach in there and grab it to get it out:

FUCK
YOU

why did reading this make me think of castlevania

what the fuck

Spoiler

did you at least use gloves?

Because the vampires did it, go get 'em Previous Lincoln.

[Vipershark]

did you at least use gloves?

two pairs on each hand since our gloves are flimsy and leak with only one pair
fortunately we have special gloves that go up to the elbow for things like this so i was able to reach all the way in without getting toilet water... blood on me but still

i was so pissed off though ugh

[Lemonray]

That feel when there will never be awesome robots like Megaman.

[PatientZero]

Don't worry.

There will be awesomer robots.
(Kids love hexapods)

[Kriven]

Now make it not a spider.

[PatientZero]

Ok.

Now it's an ant.