Terrible Robot Master Ideas thread

[smedis2]

You ever feel as if you could make a robot master so mundane or terrible it could put Toad Man or Pump Man to shame?

Well, here's your chance. the Terrible Robot Master Ideas thread, where you can post your own terrible ideas, I guess.

If you want, you can make sprites if you really want to bother.

[Goombaking123]

a robot master so mundane or terrible it could put Toad Man or Pump Man to shame?

Wood Man

[Neweegee]

I got one:

Name: Dumb Man
Stage: A House
MoveSet: Attack(but it depletes his health bar), Jumping(dummy added this as a move!)
Ability you get: Laser(Shoots completely backwards)

[FunnyStarRunner]

Fry Man, the fast food master. He sprays hot oil, which is the ability you gain, and blinds you with a heat lamp.

And his design is a cross between a hamburger and a kitchen worker.

[smedis2]

a robot master so mundane or terrible it could put Toad Man or Pump Man to shame?

Wood Man

This.

[E-Man]

Here's a terrible robot master idea! How about Rap Man? Dr. Wily was going to build a mummy-like robot that wraps up its victims in gauze, but since wrap sounds similar to rap, he ended up creating an Egyptian styled rapper who only has the power to rhyme and put his words to a funky beat.

Surprisingly, the weapon you get from him is very useful for Mega Man.

[AuraLancer]

According to Inafune in Mega Man Complete Works, they got a lot of Poop Man suggestions in their robot master contests.

[Terminal Devastation]

I think I can. and DID.
Glass woman.

[FunnyStarRunner]

I think I can. and DID.
Glass woman.

Just hit her once and she'll shatter into a million pieces. Which you have to dodge.

[E-Man]

I guess that's a literal take on a glass cannon, huh?

[smedis2]

Here's a terrible robot master idea! How about Rap Man? Dr. Wily was going to build a mummy-like robot that wraps up its victims in gauze, but since wrap sounds similar to rap, he ended up creating an Egyptian styled rapper who only has the power to rhyme and put his words to a funky beat.

Surprisingly, the weapon you get from him is very useful for Mega Man.

Sorry for the terrible mugshot.
*Edit: Fixed the case of the magical changing Buster*
The Egyptian theme comes from the body being an edited Pharaoh Man...?

[E-Man]

Wow! I didn't think you would actually make sprites based a joke of mine! This is simply smashing that you did this!

Anyway, when I said "Egyptian," I actually meant him looking more like a mummy than anything that has to do with Pharaoh Man. Still, I think this is a good design for Rap Man.

[smedis2]

I got one:

Name: Dumb Man
Stage: A House
MoveSet: Attack(but it depletes his health bar), Jumping(dummy added this as a move!)
Ability you get: Laser(Shoots completely backwards)

You may notice the sprite doesn't look so great.
At first it was unintentional but then I realized that it could actually work with the "stupidity" theme so I left it like that

The frame at the end could be used for belching or something?

[SchAlternate]

I can think of one.

Suck Man, Dust Man's even more incompetent cousin.

[Koopaul]

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