I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Mutsukki]

Charmander then


because Blatoise's sprite is hideous

EDIT: YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[TomGuycott]

Bulbasaur is easiest for the first two gyms, and the third gym is ineffective against him, so it'll essentially keep you from pulling out your hair. Charmander is the opposite effect, being weak against the first two gyms.

Edit: Oh well, at least he'll be effective against Brock and all the Geodudes in Mt Moon.

[Gors]

I will fight you with my tae kwon doug skills

[Gors]

oh

[Mutsukki]

oh
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[TomGuycott]

When I was a kid I thought that bulbasaur's right eye (that is on our left) was actually his nostrils and that only one eye was visible.

[Gors]

After being humiliated by who used to be my BFF, I have been stripped of all goods I had. My mom was sad to know that her son had failed his Pokemon trainer carreer right at start, and ashamed about that, she told me to never show up in front of her unless I've turned into a successful Pokemon trainer.

Without any markets in town and with all my food stolen by Muts, I had to go hunting. Despite losing at Muts's ripped Bulbasaur, Shell could at least fix a meal for us two.

[Sengir]

When I was a kid I thought that bulbasaur's right eye (that is on our left) was actually his nostrils and that only one eye was visible.

Thank you. My childhood is not in vain.

[Gors]

oh my god let me have a last meal please

[Mutsukki]

you should talk to my sister

[Sengir]

you should talk to my sister

w-woah... gonna get serious in here

[Gors]

That's some suspicious fella right there



SHIT

[Gors]

After killing causing another Pidgey to faint, I finally could chat with the suspicious fella



He then proceeds to lecture me about the Pokemon world's geology and pointed out the peculiarities of the small ledges in the way to Viridian City. He must be a ledge fetishist. Is ledgeophilia even a thing?

[Gors]

RATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

[Gors]

hey you stop seeing my balls ok


that's weird