GAMER LOUNGE 20XX (NO CASUALS!!)

[Kosheh]

Finally got Mario Kart 8 and holy crap is it fantastic. I'm not kidding when I say I can't find anything wrong with it.

There's plenty wrong with it.

I can't play as Link from Zelda.

* Kosheh is interrupted by a Nintendo fanboy holding a picture. "Actually, Kosheh"





...god dammit

nope, game is literally perfect

[~Axis~]

Fuck you Artificial Sun...

Nevermind me children. Carry on.

[Kriven]

... I can't find anything wrong with it.

Double Dashers aren't an available vehicle type.

[NICKtendo DS]

... I can't find anything wrong with it.

Double Dashers aren't an available vehicle type.

Ice Climbers deconfirmed for future MK8 DLC.

[psychospacecow]

but it'd be so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That being said, I kind of want for some other company kart games that don't suck.

Imagine a Square Enix one. Have Zorn and Thorn Double Dash style being followed by "I didn't ask for this" and "Aeris is dead and I didn't think of using a phoenix down"

[Kriven]

Sega All-Stars Racing is really good IMO, and Transformed is fun too (although I like it less than the first one...)

[Mystie]

Sonic & All-Stars Racing 1 & 2, as well as the first Crash Team Racing, are the best kart-racing games out there that aren't Mario Kart or Diddy Kong Racing.

[psychospacecow]

We need more though. Seriously, just some big unachievable conglomeration of characters that have no business with each other and likely kids games and strapped to tiny karts and forced to shoot at each other while trying to get 1st place.

[Kriven]

Oh, heh.

I'm definitely behind more mascot racers, for sure.

I thought you needed recs.

[Koopaul]

...god dammit

nope, game is literally perfect

Link getting in before veterans like Diddy Kong, Birdo, and Bowser Jr is hardly perfect.

Also what's up with DK's permanent toothy grin. Looks horrible.

Also "Pink Gold Peach" really!? Yeah I'm never getting over it.

[Gwen]

OH MY GOD, OHHHHH MY GOD REALLY? REALLY? You're choosing to gripe over Link instead of Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach, I can't handle this ahahaha.

It does suck that some characters got cut, but those are the only two I'd complain about replacing anybody or getting the nod before...slightly.
EDIT: Also Pink Gold Peach = BEST (until Isabelle heh)

[Koopaul]

I think Tanooki Mario and and Cat Peach go without saying.

Link is cool but really I wouldn't call this game perfect because he's in. It's about priorities.

You should here me bitch about Disney Infinity and the characters they chose for that.

[Kriven]

You mean Pixar Infinity guest starring Magic Mickey?

[Koopaul]

Yup.

Also Marvel Heroes and the goddamn Angelina Jolie Maleficent.

I think they added Aladdin characters and Donald Duck finally. You know. Now that all the most important Disney stars are covered we can get to the lesser known ones like Goofy.

[Gwen]

Fucking Angelina Jolie Maleficent. That's stupid. Original Maleficent is one of the most straight up evil, badass villain ever.