GAMER LOUNGE 20XX (NO CASUALS!!)

[Dolphman]

I think that South Park episode had some good points about the problems with Freemium games. All by the Canadian Devil!
They can get pretty bad. Especially if you don't supervise children who have no clue about them.

Just look at that rabbit's face. He knows he'll take your money and swim in it afterwards, ala Scrooge McDuck.

[Koopaul]

From what I've read, you only get free PRACTICE tries every day. You can't actually keep anything you earn during those free tries.

If you do well enough in the Practice they give you a free try at a real machine.

[Kosheh]

so uh






cloud's in smash bros.

nintendo might've just broke the internet


LOL

[Helmo]

I'm so fucking mad, yet how did I not see this coming.

[Kriven]

IS THAT FOR REAL

I HACVENT WATCHED THE DIRECT BUT IS THAT

KOSHEH DONT BE LYIN TO ME

[Kosheh]

IS THAT FOR REAL

I HACVENT WATCHED THE DIRECT BUT IS THAT

KOSHEH DONT BE LYIN TO ME

It's really real. With a FF7 stage will all sorts of summons too that break the stage and shit.


oh yeah and he has his advent children outfit as an alt too 



i'm as serious as liver cancer right now.

oh - there's another Smash direct in December that's yet to have a definitive date. That's probably when they'll release Cloud, more DLC and the Smash Ballot winner.

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oh yeah how did i do

Though, I've got this feeling they're going to announce the second set of Animal Crossing amiibo cards with a release date of JANUARY 22ND. :/

- Information on Miitomo, and an actual pronounceable US name
- Actual detail on "Nintendo Account"
- MAYBE very basic info on the Nintendo/Universal Parks project
- M&L Paper Jam release date, maybe pushed up to mid-December for Christmas sales
- more Xenoblade Chronicles X info
- Apology for Starfox Zero delay, additional features shown, new release date
- Release date for FE Fates, more info on release, possible announcement of special edition console (like the Awakening one, but...you know. "new")
- Additional Federation Force info, release date
- MORE Splatoon updates???
- Nindies block, new update for Shovel Knight, amiibo launch date to coincide with EVEN MORE amiibo launches (probably Animal Crossing)
- ANOTHER Smash Bros. DLC pack [Smash Ballot results will probably be on its own]
- ZELDA WII U RELEASE DATE (kinda) (!!!!!!!!)

dang i did pretty fricken good

[Kriven]

Just watched the direct. Nintendo doing some cool things, bein' cool things Nintendo.

[Helmo]

Mega Man Legacy is a lesser version of Mega Man Anniversary edition

Another freemium Pokemon game + rip off bunny arcade

Pokken confirmed for Amiibo cards

Twilight Princess HD (the HD stands for "hardly different")

Star Fox update was cool

Girl Link in Hyrule Warriors 3DS is cute but idgaf

Most overrated character of all time gets into smash despite not being from a game on a Nintendo console

Pretty lame direct imo but whatever.

[Dolphman]

Honestly, Cloud overshadows every Final Fantasy hero and villain. And in my opinion, he is a bland character.
And now we wait for an edit of the reveal trailer with booing added to it.

[psychospacecow]

My favorite FF hero is probably Zidane. I just really liked 9 and Zidane isn't really the standard "call to action" kind of hero. I mean, you start the game trying to kidnap royalty.

[Kosheh]

Mega Man Legacy is a lesser version of Mega Man Anniversary edition

Another freemium Pokemon game + rip off bunny arcade

Pokken confirmed for Amiibo cards

Twilight Princess HD (the HD stands for "hardly different")

Star Fox update was cool

Girl Link in Hyrule Warriors 3DS is cute but idgaf

Most overrated character of all time gets into smash despite not being from a game on a Nintendo console

Pretty lame direct imo but whatever.

wow dam listen to this hugely unimpressed gamer. you forgot the really fucking stupid yo-kai watch ad that functions purely for people to make GIFs of Bill Trinen shoving donuts in his mouth

i'm not sure why i'm really "arguing" against this like it'll change your opinion lmao, but

i actually never played twilight princess (I heard it's great but the motion controls in the Wii one are truly shite. so i ended up playing it for like an hour) so being able to actually play it with GCN-esque controls until Zelda rolls around is nice

and Linkle actually had a HUGE internet following after popping up in an artbook, so in a sense it's like tecmo koei saying "Hey, we listened. Wish granted" which is like, incredibly rare for Nintendo anyhow

and uh, I don't like FF that much but it's fucking Cloud dude. lmao speaking of unimpressive characters I'm actually surprised they didn't have a Lightning costume swap lol

I mean psht, I set my expectations low for this direct and they were blown out of the water (I was thinking it was just going to be release dates and stuff, honestly, and for Twilight Princess HD to be just a rumor) and I think that's what you gotta do for these directs. Not make a huge wishlist of games you WANT to be announced only to have them all not show up (not that you did that - but like, the rest of the internet does) :/




like Nintendo's like the old-timey dad of gaming now that plays it safe. That crazy wish-list granted shit isn't going to happen until 2017 when the NX comes out and you've got Nintendo actually releasing "current" gamer-games on it along with the PS4 and XBOX One ue to them joining the KRONOS group lol

[Koh]

I have to say....Linkle.

That is one of the dumbest names ever.  Couldn't it just be Chain or something?   

As you'd expect in all the videos on it, people debating over whether or not Zelda games from now on should include a gender-swapped role like Pokemon.  I wouldn't mind that, but I doubt it'd happen.  Zelda's a very traditional series that almost always uses the same general plot of gather the things and/or save the girl, so, change isn't something that happens all that often here.

[Helmo]

Also can we talk about how fucked up some of the characters in Xenoblade Chronicles X look? She looks like something from a "how to draw anime" book

Spoiler

[AuraLancer]

Meh, better than Xenosaga characters. Those anime models really creeped me out.

Also, the only feminine form of Link that I've heard that sounds good to me is Linkara.

[Kosheh]

I have to say....Linkle.

That is one of the dumbest names ever.  Couldn't it just be Chain or something?   

As you'd expect in all the videos on it, people debating over whether or not Zelda games from now on should include a gender-swapped role like Pokemon.  I wouldn't mind that, but I doubt it'd happen.  Zelda's a very traditional series that almost always uses the same general plot of gather the things and/or save the girl, so, change isn't something that happens all that often here.

well, to be fair, Koh, the Japanese name for her is "Rinkoru" which is a very cute little-girl-sounding anime-ish name

too bad it doesn't translate well in English lmao

Also can we talk about how fucked up some of the characters in Xenoblade Chronicles X look? She looks like something from a "how to draw anime" book

well when you got an open world that open and big, something's gotta take a hit

unfortunately RealDoll McAdams there was the worst victim