Ready...AIM...Fire!

[Kosheh]

best line because I still imagine hatty as the announcer and it stems other ideas for fking amazing mental fictions
[5:49:58 PM] Hatty Hattington: bbt2
[5:500 PM] Tennis Ball: inb4 new bestselling fanfic
[5:501 PM] Hatty Hattington: [unrelated personal thing]
[5:504 PM] Tennis Ball: 50 shades of hatty
[5:50:48 PM] Hatty Hattington: YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKI
[5:50:57 PM] Hatty Hattington: SDSDFHGGHJESAJGSSADSDFDG
[5:51:00 PM] Tennis Ball: : )
[5:51:07 PM] Hatty Hattington: adsfghashddgfhnjh
[5:51:13 PM] Hatty Hattington: dhksdfasasd,cvv

I stand rather shakily trying to suppress my nerves. Gathering up my satchel, I abandon my glass of water and make my way to the partially open door.

"You don't need to knock - just go in." She smiles kindly.

I push open the door and stumble through, tripping over my own feet, and falling head first into the office.


Double crap - me and my two left feet! I am on my hands and knees in the doorway to Mr. Hattington's office, and pale hands are around me helping me to stand. I am so embarrassed, damn my clumsiness. I have to steel myself to glance up. Holy cow - he's so young.

"Miss Zadaben." He extends a long-fingered hand to me once I'm upright. "I'm Hatty Hattington. Are you all right? Would you like to sit?"

So young - and attractive, very attractive. He's tall, dressed in a fine brown suit, white shirt, and a red ascot snugly wound about his neck with an unruly tall, dark top hat and beady black eyes that regard me shrewdly, tears running down his cubic face. It takes a moment for me to find my voice.

"Um. Actually - " I mutter. If this guy is over thirty then I'm a monkey's uncle. In a daze, I place my hand in his and we shake. As our fingers touch, I feel an odd exhilarating shiver run through me. I withdraw my hand hastily, embarrassed. Must be static. I blink rapidly, my eyelids matching my heart rate.

"Miss Zadaben is indisposed, so she sent me. I hope you don't mind, Mr. Hattington."

"And you are?" His voice is warm, possibly amused, but it's difficult to tell from his impassive expression. He looks mildly interested, but above all, polite.

"Mighty Jetters. I'm studying Pixelart Techniques with Zac, um... Zebes...um... Zadaben at the VG Resource."

"I see," he says simply. I think I see the ghost of a smile in his expression, but I'm not sure. "Would you like to sit?" He waves me toward a white leather buttoned L-shaped couch.

His office is way too big for just one man. In front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, there's a huge modern dark-wood desk that six people could comfortably eat around. It matches the coffee table by the couch. Everything else is white - ceiling, floors, and walls except, on the wall by the door, where a mosaic of small paintings hang, thirty-six of them arranged in a square. They are exquisite - a series of mundane, forgotten objects painted in such precise detail they look like photographs. Displayed together, they are breathtaking.

"A local artist. Gorsal," says Hattington when he catches my gaze.

"They're lovely. Raising the ordinary to extraordinary," I murmur, distracted both by him and the paintings. He cocks his head to one side and regards me intently.

"I couldn't agree more, Miss Jetters," he replies, his voice soft and for some inexplicable reason I find myself blushing.

[Garamonde]

DWASFRDSBGDFDGF HELP I'M DYING

[Zadaben]

I thought of the breathing in through the butt thing while practicing today
[7:54:46 PM] Tennis Ball: ehehe
[7:55:07 PM] ShadeDBZ: I tried it
[7:55:10 PM] ShadeDBZ: it's complicated
[7:55:14 PM] Tennis Ball: you
[7:55:21 PM | Edited 7:55:23 PM] Hatty Hattington: you butthale air
[7:55:21 PM] Tennis Ball: don't actually breath through the butt that was a misunderstanding
[7:55:35 PM] Tennis Ball: you imagine your breath going into your butt
from your mouth/nose
[7:55:40 PM] ShadeDBZ: then what did I do...
[7:55:47 PM] Tennis Ball: idk what the heck you did
[7:55:49 PM] Hatty Hattington: LOL
[7:56:12 PM] ShadeDBZ: thanks for the false advertising I guess
[7:56:42 PM] Tennis Ball: I never ever said to breath THROUGH your butt
I said to breath INTO your butt
[7:56:51 PM] Hatty Hattington: sjgdgshfg
[7:57:03 PM] Hatty Hattington: MY LUNGS ARE IN MY BUTTHGSGHADSSD

[~Axis~]

Topic: set by Tacc

BB97: AHHH just got home from a burning hot city cruise!!! IAMTHEWORSTOPERATOREVER
Tacc: as bad as the bastard operator from hell?
BB97: what? googling
Tacc: WHOA its already 7pm BOFH
BB97: i know
Tacc: the bastard operator from hell
BB97: shit

[Gors]

Mariana: Ehh, look at them! They're complaining that there's going to be a female guest character in FFXV
Gors: But girls are cool
Mariana: But girls have sapinho :v
TL note: sapinho means 'cooties', but can also mean 'little frog'
Gors: And perereca
TL note: perereca means 'frog', but can also mean 'vagina'
Gors: (EHUAHEUAEHUAEH I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS)
Mariana: Afadsgfasdfsadsaghsfdhasdshasf
Mariana: How icky, watanabe! >:v

original text

Mariana: Ih, olha os cara meu! Reclamando que vai ter uma personagem feminina guest no FFXV
Gors: mas meninas sao legais
Mariana: Mas elas tem sapinho :v
Gors: e perereca
Gors: (EHUAHEUAEHUAEH I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS)
Mariana: Afadsgfasdfsadsaghsfdhasdshasf
Mariana: Que infame, watanabe! >:v

[puggsoy]

[6:04:28 p.m.] puggsoy: hey claire
[6:04:35 p.m.] Claire Thoen: hi
[6:04:45 p.m.] puggsoy: i need girl advice from a girly girl
[6:04:55 p.m.] Claire Thoen: well i'm your man

[Gors]

[~Axis~]

THIS IS SIMPLY EPIC. ^

A+ to Mighty Jetters' history assignment

[psychospacecow]

10/10 won school drama Russia and America again.

[Gors]

[Garamonde]

Speaking of history...

6:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: like with ww2 I didn't even know hitler was involved
6:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: isn't that sad
6:54 PM - Jeff: not vert
6:54 PM - Jeff: very*
6:54 PM - Jeff: whoops
6:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: not vertical
6:54 PM - Jeff: oh yeah
6:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: but horizontal
6:54 PM - Jeff: the axis
6:54 PM - Jeff: lol
6:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: OH
6:54 PM - Jeff: that's related
6:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: SHIT I DIDNT EVEN
6:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: LOL

[Garamonde]

9:57 PM - Jeff: do you like caramel cubes?
9:57 PM - Mighty Jetters: yes
9:58 PM - Jeff: never mind then people do like caramel cubes
9:58 PM - Mighty Jetters: well
9:58 PM - Mighty Jetters: that is to assume that they taste like chewy charamels
9:58 PM - Mighty Jetters: like werther's or something
9:58 PM - Jeff: they do
9:58 PM - Mighty Jetters: ok
9:58 PM - Mighty Jetters: then I like plain caramel
9:59 PM - Jeff: what about butterscotch
9:58 PM - Mighty Jetters: YESS
9:59 PM - Jeff: I kinda want some now
9:59 PM - Mighty Jetters: buttscotch candies and pudding are great
9:59 PM - Mighty Jetters: ...........
9:59 PM - Mighty Jetters: buttscotch.
9:59 PM - Mighty Jetters: WHY
10:00 PM - Jeff: idk how it tastes super good
10:00 PM - Mighty Jetters: I don't wanna know what a buttscotch would be
10:00 PM - Jeff: oh wait
10:00 PM - Jeff: I just
10:00 PM - Jeff: saw your typo
10:00 PM - Jeff: oops
10:00 PM - Mighty Jetters: LOL
10:00 PM - Mighty Jetters: OH GODS
10:00 PM - Mighty Jetters: THIS IS A GLORIOUS MOMENT IN TIME

[Garamonde]

10:48 PM - Mighty Jetters: why the HELL is my mind wandering in a realm where mr. shine and mr. bright want to eat kirby
10:48 PM - Mighty Jetters: wtf evem
10:49 PM - Mighty Jetters: carnivorous brain, pls
10:49 PM - Jeff: time for kirby to get karma
10:50 PM - Mighty Jetters: damn kirby is never safe
10:50 PM - Jeff: LOL
10:50 PM - Mighty Jetters: oh god
10:50 PM - Mighty Jetters: just imagin
10:50 PM - Mighty Jetters: this cheesy horror film
10:50 PM - Mighty Jetters: where kirby is sleeping in bed
10:51 PM - Jeff: mr. bright crashing into kirby's house
10:51 PM - Mighty Jetters: and mr. shine breaks into his house
10:51 PM - Mighty Jetters: and is staring at him with stars in his eyes and drooling
10:51 PM - Mighty Jetters: HELP
10:51 PM - Mighty Jetters: OH GOD THIS IS GREAT
10:51 PM - Jeff: LOL
10:51 PM - Mighty Jetters: FUCK THE RULES THEY JUST BOTH CRASH INTO KIRBY'S HOUSE
10:51 PM - Mighty Jetters: AT THE SAME TIME
10:51 PM - Jeff: save it for a comic
10:51 PM - Mighty Jetters: SDKHDSFKFG
10:52 PM - Jeff: and the planet pop star comes to life because of reasons
10:52 PM - Mighty Jetters: and then popstar wants to eat kirb
10:52 PM - Mighty Jetters: so it just eats itself
10:53 PM - Jeff: and everyone dies
10:53 PM - Mighty Jetters: and then it shows inside popstars "stomach" the mr.'s are fighting over who gets to eat kirby
10:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: help
10:54 PM - Jeff: the horror
10:54 PM - Jeff: lol
10:54 PM - Mighty Jetters: I'm scaring myse;f
10:54 PM - Jeff: and dedede asks why he wasn't chosen
10:55 PM - Mighty Jetters: then mr. shine and mr. bright dramatically turn to dedede with a hungry gleam in their eyes
10:56 PM - Jeff: does he run
10:56 PM - Mighty Jetters: he tried but hes too fat and obviously they outrun him
10:56 PM - Mighty Jetters: oh god
10:56 PM - Jeff: I'm gonna die
10:56 PM - Jeff: lol
10:56 PM - Mighty Jetters: I'm imagining dedede just tripping over himself consistently trying to get away in the most hilarious way
10:56 PM - Mighty Jetters: HELP
10:57 PM - Mighty Jetters: RIP BOTH OF U
10:57 PM - Mighty Jetters: S

the conversations I have with people.

[puggsoy]

[12:01:41 a.m.] puggsoy: i have a joke
[12:01:49 a.m.] puggsoy: a man walks into a bar
[12:02:01 a.m.] puggsoy: as soon as the barman sees him, he gets a bottle
[12:02:45 a.m.] puggsoy: the barman runs outside, all the way through town, until he gets to the man's home
[12:03:12 a.m.] puggsoy: just as the man catches up with him, the barman throws the bottle on the roof
[12:03:18 a.m.] puggsoy: he turns to the man and says
[12:03:22 a.m.] puggsoy: "it's on the house"
[12:36:46 a.m.] Claire: perfect thank u

[Kosheh]

[4:15:57 PM] aqua: the other problem is that i'll be picking up MGS5 real soon
[4:16:04 PM] kosheh: u dont need mgs5
[4:16:10 PM] kosheh: u need the real blockbuster:
[4:16:12 PM] kosheh: mario maker
[4:16:26 PM] kosheh: im getting mario maker this week but like but like but like
[4:16:34 PM] aqua: i'm getting both of them
[4:16:38 PM] DemonLlama: btw aq00
[4:16:42 PM] DemonLlama: you doing shit tomorrow?
[4:16:44 PM] kosheh: actually im finishing up the amiibo challenges in splatoon
[4:16:48 PM] kosheh: i procrastinated. lel
[4:16:51 PM] aqua: as well as destiny
[4:16:57 PM] kosheh: too many games
[4:17:06 PM] kosheh: actually jk im buying a new game each week
[4:17:19 PM] aqua: probably not, but idk if i'll be up to doing much, this whole weekend has been downright exhausting for me
[4:17:38 PM] kosheh: hey aq
[4:17:41 PM] kosheh: u wanna come over
[4:17:43 PM] DemonLlama: want to hang out in my cool basement on a comfy couch playing games on a 56" TV?
[4:18:01 PM] kosheh: how about you come hang out with me and we'll go climb mount everest together?
[4:18:12 PM] kosheh: literally mount everest
[4:18:30 PM] kosheh: demolemmy's invited too
[4:18:48 PM] aqua: lmao, maybe
[4:18:49 PM] kosheh: oh but we have to go by boat.
[4:18:51 PM] kosheh: party boat
[4:19:02 PM] DemonLlama: can we take the party van to the party boat?
[4:19:08 PM] kosheh: yes
[4:19:15 PM] kosheh: but not the 4chan party van
[4:19:22 PM] DemonLlama: no point then
[4:19:28 PM] aqua: i was kinda hoping mr. cera would be up to games when he got home u.u
[4:19:29 PM] kosheh: na take a real party van
[4:19:36 PM] kosheh: ...
[4:19:38 PM] kosheh: mr cera
[4:19:38 PM] kosheh: like
[4:19:43 PM] kosheh: Michael Cera
[4:19:53 PM] aqua: on that note, i AM off all day sunday
[4:19:58 PM] kosheh: Literally Scott Pilgrim
[4:20:07 PM] aqua: i took the day off so i could play mgs5 and make bs mario levels in mario maker
[4:20:13 PM] kosheh: yo send me some
[4:20:20 PM] kosheh: i bet i could clear em better
[4:20:32 PM] kosheh: ill get all the bananas 100%
[4:20:42 PM] aqua: but you gotta do it six times
[4:20:46 PM] aqua: with all six characters
[4:20:47 PM] kosheh: banana birds 100%%
[4:20:54 PM] aqua: so you can get each different color of the bananas
[4:20:57 PM] kosheh: 600%
[4:20:59 PM] kosheh: i can do it
[4:21:07 PM] kosheh: i got all the fricken amiibo
[4:21:18 PM] aqua: and the unlock metal mario and get all the metal bananas
[4:21:19 PM] kosheh: ill put em down on the pad by the handful
[4:21:29 PM] kosheh: steel bananas
[4:21:37 PM] aqua: get the mega banansa as megaman
[4:21:44 PM] aqua: and then u have to play as wii fit trainer
[4:21:47 PM] kosheh: what about the fast bananas as sonic
[4:21:53 PM] aqua: collect 100 organic bananas per stage
[4:22:01 PM] kosheh: i got pac-man
[4:22:04 PM] kosheh: ill clear all those
[4:22:08 PM] kosheh: and get the power bananas

[4:22:17 PM] aqua: rareware maker
[4:22:32 PM] kosheh: i really wouldn't mind DKC maker
[4:22:38 PM] aqua: there arent even any levels
[4:22:46 PM] aqua: just floors and walls full of collectibles and puzzle pieces
[4:22:54 PM] kosheh: literally stuck to the walls
[4:23:02 PM] kosheh: that you have to shoot down with your coconut gun
[4:23:07 PM] kosheh: and peanut pistols
[4:23:11 PM] kosheh: and feather crossbow
[4:23:11 PM] aqua: banjo kazooie warriors
[4:23:13 PM] kosheh: and
[4:23:16 PM] kosheh: stupid blowthing
[4:23:18 PM] aqua: fight off armies of jinjos yelling help
[4:23:26 PM] kosheh: and pineapple launchers
[4:23:30 PM] kosheh: STOP
[4:23:33 PM] kosheh: im laughing too hard
[4:23:52 PM] kosheh: im just imagining banjo lariating a mob of jinjos
[4:23:58 PM] kosheh: and they all shout help
[4:24:02 PM] aqua: LOL
[4:24:05 PM] kosheh: all 200 in that small castle
[4:24:28 PM] aqua: banjo lariat
[4:24:30 PM] kosheh: the xbox one actually lags and your soundsystem just explodes
[4:24:42 PM] kosheh: because it's trying to play all 200 clips at once


help i actually died near the end and i just wanted to share this with all of u. see im a nintenda fanboy too :0)