I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

shit

mission averted, let's just continue the journey

[Gors]

After recovering Orpheus from the wounds, I heard a lot of commotion outside. Following the noise, I found a cop eating Pokedonuts and complaining about life and the thieves.

"The people here were robbed. It's obvious that the TEAM ROCKET is behind this most heinous crime!"

I felt a really gloomy air coming from that house. After all, something serious happened, people could be hurt. Despite my brain making up many excuses to avoid that place, my heart knew what I was supposed to do.



GRINDING TIME

[Gors]

When I entered the robbed house, I had no doubts.



The robbers were a group of velociraptors.

[Gors]

This game makes me cringe.

I MEAN LOOK THE FUCKER RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

COP, DO SOMETHING

UGH

[Gors]

THE WORST PART IS THAT THE DUDE JUST ROBBED THE HOUSE AND HE STAYS ON THE CRIME SCENE

[Gors]

"I'm just an innocent bystander! Don't you believe me?"



Of course, you aren't suspicious at all

[Gors]

How can a 10 year-old beat serious criminals is beyond me.

[Gors]

THE DUDE JUST RETURNED THE STOLEN TM TO ME WTF

He is either not a serious thief, or doesn't know how being a thief works

[Gors]

Well, being a good bullet I am, I decided to return the TM to the original owner. Maybe I can get some prize cash--



BUT I AM GIVING YOUR TM BACK



fuck this game

[Gors]

Anyway, I decided to head South this time, as it was the only place I could go. With the recently acquired TM - Dig, I resumed my long way to being a Pokemon Master.

[Gors]

SHIIIIIITTT

[Gors]

How dare a sleeping monster escape from the almighty ball?!

[Gors]

I don't deserve this

[Gors]

Since he somehow has latent escaping abilities, I decided to name him the only appropriate name I could.

[Gors]

How could you, Flango

HOW COULD YOU