I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

"Team Rocket is blasting off again!"

[Gors]

Rule of thumb in Pokemon: defeated criminals will stay in place and talk to you normally.

[Sketchasaurus]

OH MY SHIT

Hm, looks kinda more like a human to me.

[Gors]

[Gors]

THE HORROR

[Sketchasaurus]

it's because Paris is a city in France

and it's called Paras

Which sounds like--

Y'know, I don't gotta justify nothin'

[Gors]

I entered a gloomy, dark cave. Without knowing what was going to happen next, I took each step carefully. Fending off bats and bugs that roam the natural corridors, I found the epitome of absurdity.

A man was watching a strip show. And the stripper was a ball.

"We're pulling a big job here!"

The stage, mounted right in front of us, displayed a now embarassed ball. Ashamed from her doings, she couldn't talk or move, and revolted with this violence, I had to stop him. I had to do it.

The more I continue my adventure, the more I question the path I choosed for myself. I am not sure if I want to continue transforming everything into balls...

For now, I saved the molested ball and I will keep it in my pocket.

[Gors]

Tilolite

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Tilolites are small and geometrical formations found in caves. They are made out of a hard, calcareous matter and deposit themselves in the cave's floor, forming naturally tiled surfaces. Researches are being led to explain the unusual texture, which is exactly the same in all tilolites.

[Gors]

The more I enter this cave, the more I see entangled myself in problems and problems. I am afraid to continue... I want to continue alive and become a Pokemon Master. Or else my mother will never look in my eyes again. I'm doing all of this for honor...

(Meanwhile, I kinda miss Muts... where is he now?)

[Gors]

After having a mild existential crisis, a gentleman appeared.

"Hello, old chap. Do you fancy a slice of rollcake?" Sure, I replied.
"ONLY IF YOU WIN ME IN A BALL MATCH"

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Now... this ball is a little weird. I never saw a ball quite like that.

After winning, the taste of the rollcakes were getting nearer... Rollcakes are great. But, there were only two slices. "You may choose only one", he retorted. Now I am confused... WHICH ONE SHOULD I TAKE? THE LEFT SLICE OR THE RIGHT SLICE?

[Lexou Duck]

muts' story episode 3

[TomGuycott]

The domeish one gors, to complement Shell.

[Sengir]

dome

[Mutsukki]

the right one (I don't remember which is which)

[Gors]

The gentleman got the right piece, so I had to get what was left.

150th post hurray!