The how to thread

[ZeldaClassicEXPERT]

How to prove that downloads are safe:



Step #1: If you ( http://www.google.com ) have not done so
already download something like Hypercam 2.0
and install it.


Step #2: Open up your anti bad stuff
on your computer (example Norton).


Step #3: Go to threats and exclusions.


Step #4: Open up another anti bad stuff
on your computer (example Norton)
and show the part about how strong a
scan should be.


Step #5: Open up WordPad or something
like that such as NotePad.


Step #6: Copy and paste the links you will download.


Step #7: First get to your threats and exclusions part.


Step #8: Open up Hypercam 2.0 or whatever you got
and set perfect settings then start recording.


Step #9: First show that what you are about to download
is not part of threats and exclusions.


Step #10: Show and set all scanning (virus, trojan horse etc.)
to strongest settings and choose for the scan to scan all threats.


Step #11: Go to each website and download to desired folder.


Step #12: Scan where the downloads are at.


Step #13: Install all which needs to be installed and redo scan.


Step #14: When finished recording, stop recording and upload
the footage online such as http://www.youtube.com/upload




Tips:

#1: It is a good idea if you have newest Kaspersky, Norton etc.
to prove downloads linked to in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTJ7a_M0d3s
^ video's video description are safe or not.



#2: Mention in a post, in WordPad for example etc.
something like
''
This is not a tutorial on how to use
this product.

This is simply to prove that such downloads are
safe to download, install etc.
''

[Kosheh]

This is a great post, ZeldaClassicEXPERT! It's always a breath of fresh air having you around - in fact, thanks to you I was able to find out that my downloads were safe! I just had to check my anti bad stuff program (in my case, NOD32) and it actually told me that it does a file download scan whenever I download something!. Whew, and here I was, so concerned!

Thank you once again, ZCE!


Here's my how-to on: Making a Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

Step 1: To make the perfect PB&J sandwich you will need:

-A clean, flat food production surface (I use a clean cutting board)
-Peanut butter of your choice
-Jelly, jam, or preserves of your choice
-2 slices of sandwich bread
-A clean butter knife

Step 2: Position the bread slices on the clean surface side-by-side, with one slice face up and the other face down.This step is vital because it will allow the slices of bread to evenly match together when combining them in Step 5.

Step 3: Using the knife, scoop a large dollop of peanut butter and spread it onto the top of each slice of bread. Use as much peanut butter as desired.

Putting peanut butter on each side will prevent the bread from getting soggy from the jelly- this is especially important if preparing the sandwich ahead of time.

Step 4: Using the same technique as with the peanut butter, scoop out the desired amount of jelly. Spread it on top of the peanut butter of one slice of bread.

Putting jelly on both sides will only lead to a mess, with jelly spewing out the sides of the sandwich.
Step 5: Take the slice of bread without jelly on it and flip it on top of the jelly of the other slice. You should now have a layered PB&J sandwich with peanut butter on the top and bottom and jelly in the center.
Step 6: That's it! Now you can satisfy your hunger with a delicious, non-soggy peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Repeat as necessary until you are full or run out of peanut butter. Enjoy!



Would it be possible to request another how-to post? I'd like to learn how to make a good post on VGR, because it seems that whenever I do, all the users on here laugh at my posts and sometimes that hurts my feelings. Maybe I'm making bad posts? ):

[Shade]

Hello tVGR, I'm here to show you how to make good posts on tVGR.

I am a VGRPostingExpert

Step #1: Type on a keyboard or touchscreen to make words.

(I think other devices are the same)

Step #2: Decide what you are going to post.

"Hello, I am MoonWalker745, upload my sprite edits or I'll drop a house on yours, admins" is not a good way to post because it makes you unfriendly and tVGR is about friendliness and kindness and cake.

Step #3: Don't be dumb, make sense.

If you are dumb, substitute posting with a nice book by any award winning author of your choosing. (Not posting because copyright troubles)

Step #4: Be nice

Being nice is really cool because it tells people, "Let's talk about stuff again sometime!" and people like talking.

Step #5: Don't be too nice.

Not being too nice is good too, it tells people, "I don't have to put up with your shit!" I'm fairly certain I've seen people banned who rely too heavily on this step, use with caution.

Step #6: Don't be Kosheh

And that is how you do it, throw in some funny TSR colloquialisms to really seal the good posting deal.