crushes in fiction...(changed from childhood crushes)

[Garamonde]

Oh, thank you for changing it! Much appreciated. Welp, here goes. I'm prepared to get some funny looks. :^)

As for my current crush... I'm sure most everyone could predict this one.

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Yes, it's Sans from Undertale. I'm... sexually attracted to him, in fact. I think he's extremely sexy, hot, badass and cute and I get lovey-fangirl feels whenever I look at him. Without going into detail I erm, fantasize about him daily. He's actually my husband, if you didn't know.

Papyrus also gets some feels from me of course, given how crushed I was that he wouldn't become your SO, however sadly Sans took over very quickly as my "Oh! One True Love". He's still adorable, cool and attractive AF though.

Older crushes/notable fixations would be Mighty from Bomberman Jetters (my first actually), Axle the Red from Mega Max X5, Hatty Hattington from BattleBlock Theater, Gemini Man and Gravity Man from Mega Man and Scoop from Awesomenauts for a short time. Probably Tuck and Roll from A Bug's Life to some degree too. I wouldn't put it past me, honestly.

That's all I can think of right now. Yea, I've gone through several phases of obsession with fictional series/universes I'm into, and if it captures me enough, chances are I'll find a character I'm "interested" in.

[Hiynastrike]

Spoiler

this Lovely lady is Maria from Metropolis (1927) she's a cute kind lady who leads in support of the workers and then she gets a robotic replica made of her and WOOOAHHHH

Spoiler

All I can sum up is this picture

No relation to the post made by Jetters above

[Kosheh]

Spoiler

this Lovely lady is Maria from Metropolis (1927) she's a cute kind lady who leads in support of the workers and then she gets a robotic replica made of her and WOOOAHHHH

Spoiler

oh nice, i feel cool because this is literally where the old japanese mariotropolis meme comes from

uses the image from hiyna's spoiler. oops

trivia: this actually predates kirbopher's Mario RPG flash animation with the awful boybandish OCremix of the song (weirdly enough, made by the same person who did the robotic-voice one)
like kirbopher saw the success of the japanese one, and i guess tried to capitalize on its quirky catchiness by working on a new version of the song with his rookie animation skills? then years later literally rewrote and remixed it with his Coolest Friend Psy Guy :-))

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Yes, it's Sans from Undertale. I'm... sexually attracted to him, in fact. I think he's extremely sexy, hot, badass and cute and I get lovey-fangirl feels whenever I look at him. Without going into detail I erm, fantasize about him daily. He's actually my husband, if you didn't know.

i wanna respond with so many things but hiyna said at least 15 of them with that "bone" joke so there's that

and i dont see whats badass about him making the dopeyest jokes in undertale (unless im missing some HUGE!!!!!!!!!!! spoilers)

[[robo9]]

Note to self: don't let Jetters know about my Sans cosplay

Also, I don't know if this counts or not, but gee whiz do I have a giant crush on Danny Sexbang. I'm not usually attracted to men, but Jesus Christ is that one beautiful man.

[Kosheh]

oh well now that its just fictional crushes i can tell everyone how id have sex with the land o lakes mascot. or how dazz had sex with the girl from lazytown


in all seriousness though, there's something aesthetically pleasing about ariel from disney's little mermaid that i really, really like. admittedly, i sometimes collect random ariel stuff but like i wouldn't hit her flounder with my hammerhead, i think she's just really cute and if i were a girl i'd probably dye my head little mermaid hair red and just be literally ariel no matter how big or small i am, because ariel is just that pretty ok

[[robo9]]

oh well now that its just fictional crushes i can tell everyone how id have sex with the land o lakes mascot. 

Sounds like we need to double date

[Maxpphire]

I don't get really many crushes in fiction nowadays, but where have been some from my younger years;

-Sir Didymus
-Sesshoumaru
-Char Aznable
-Etna
-Toan
-Link

Nowadays not sure if actual crushes or if I wanted to be them tbh

[miyabi95_]

i'm going to be honest here. back when i was about 8 or 9 (and keep in mind, in my mid stages of being on the autism spectrum) and playing super puzzle fighter iix i usually chose Ken. but there was this lingering warm and fuzzy feeling whenever i would fight against Felicia. i just didn't want to admit to it for some reason. i mean i had no idea what sex appeal was or really being in love either. but while i held it back, i did like her a bit back then.

i don't really wanna blame my spectrum disorder for those odd behaviors towards love and adoration, but it's just the way i was.

and now i'm just a freak for her. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

[LuigiM9]

I like the red Pacman from Game Maker.