Freestyle Me the Real Slim ShadeDBZ

[Shade]

FREESTYLE

Word up nerds, it's me, the real Slim ShadeDBZ
Laying down rhymes, it's an art and you know what that means
This thread's a certified Renaissance reimagining
It means throw your raps into the ring, yeah, come at me

What happened to this artistic hub of creativity
We seem to have a talent for discussion and yo that's fine, see
But how 'bout grabbing a pen or a mouse or a brush or type some words, see
Let's start it off now, battle it out, spit lyrics and be the top rap MC

I know what you're thinking...
You're thinking "What up, Slim ShadeDBZ?"
"Weren't you just going on and on and on about arts and creativity?"
"So why are you talking about rap like it's in a similar vein or category?"
"Man, this whole freestyle rap thing just isn't quite making sense to me"

Come on, change your perspective and you'll find that it's all the same
It's all about channeling the part of the brain where the main need for self-expression reigns
So step up, don't be shy, I'm just a regular forum guy
Roast me, crush me, maybe agree, don't matter to me just give it a try

PEACE

[Joseph]

No thanks. I hate rap.

[Kosheh]

Incredible. What is this. Another lyricist
Posting on the Resource like he's gonna find some other poster to diss
The only downer is VGR's mostly got boring users like Joseph,
who think they're clever by derailing this thread with bad posts and wack stuff

I can't say I'm really that great with rap
I've got a predicament, either write rhymes or be VGR staff
Seriously, I've always wanted to get on stage and just let loose
but when I do I sound more like the squirrel from bullwinkle the moose

Yeah I think I'm just gonna stop posting and let someone else type a few bars
because if I keep on going I'm gonna end up giving someone mental scars
I probably shouldn't quit my day job (you know, fixing computers)
but hey at least im makin money and not home playing first person shooters :^)

[puggsoy]

Oh jeez I'm so tempted to go and write down the lyrics
Of Un'Goro: The Journey but it'd be as bad as learning physics
For y'all, since it's a Hearthstone thing so I think instead
I'll just quote Joseph's post and completely roast his head

No thanks. I hate rap.

DUDE my man I beg you don't be hatin' on rap
Hearing this kinda stuff feels like your givin' me a slap
In the face, and Shade too, he put this thread on the map
(But to be fair Kosheh, mate, your song was kinda crap)

Now if I'm being honest I gotta agree
Rap ain't my favourite form of slinging melodies
But the shadow that is the OP has inspired me
To construct this, damn it's catchy, actually

OK now I think I'll end I'm having a hard time
Searching my vocabulary for words with which to rhyme
I gotta say though guys, that this was pretty fun
Maybe I'll be back soon - for now I gotta run!

[Gors]

I'm not into rap and rhyming either

But dissing on people makes me eager

Joseph my fam, you are just begging to be schooled

And the best part, I'm coincidentally on the mood

Shade you sly mufugga, you're a true saint

I ain't admin no more but I feel your pain

this forum's stale, pale, and needs some jazz

We need no boring members acting like ass

I'll roast, I'll crush, I'll squish

Roasted newbies is my fave dish

Those who ain't gonna play with us,that's for the best

Shade and I rule, and y'all just the rest

Now I'mma leave and let y'all play

Prove me that you're worth your salt

I've got work to do, sprites to make, games to design

Cuz that's how I roll in this world of mine.

[Shade]

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE

Well I wouldn't have believed it, looks like I got a few rappers
Nice to see people not giving bells to Nook or bones to Blathers
'Cause this ain't Animal Crossing, though I'm feeling pretty crossed
So I'll be spitting hot fire at you Joe, you've already lost

Yo, where do you get off, though? Puttin' down the rhymes
If I had a dime for each time I rapped, well, I wouldn't have many dimes
But instead of complaining I thought I'd put forth the time
To give it a try and it makes me feel pretty fine, so I wouldn't whine

But you wouldn't know that, would you bro, you didn't even try, though
Instead, you shared unwelcome opinions, and it was pretty bad, so
I'm calling you out, try harder next time, rhyme some words and you'll do just fine
But you'll go back to lurking, nice first posting, you'll probably never reach post nine

As for these other guys, that's some heckin' fine rapping
If you could see behind this screen you know I would be clapping
Keep up the good work, and the top-tier wording
Not roasting you (yet) but you know it would be burning

PEACE

[Quirby64]

I'll just put my two cents here, and say I don't listen to rap that much,

Any rhymes I'd put down here are bound to get crushed.

Maybe like, half the stuff your hearing here is new,

But I'm taking last place - so Joseph's complaining doesn't have to.

Oh, never mind, I counted. It's five cents.

I'll type some more rhymes here, and I guess it's for the best.

I could say that my rhymes are okay

but with how this is going, I think that opinion might sway.

I was gone for months from this site but I'm back again to say,

that I'm rhyming for those five cents to go become a dime. (I didn't rhyme.)

I'm tryin my best here to make a song that wont kill your ears,

if I continue any farther, that prediction could happen soon, and near.

[Gors]

Enough with cents, let's make it a dollar

We got enough talents, enough for a holla

Y'all need some confidence and grow a pair,

The least you could do is use big letters for extra flair

We get it, we know it, you aren't into rap

And that's all fine (tho your music taste is crap)

But have no shame when trying your hand at it

Cuz I'm doin' it now, I'm doing rough and ready

Remember my fams, cuz I'll say it once,

Doing sumthin' and suckin' is better than none

We may thrash you, we may school you, and you might cry

But hey my guys and gals' at least you tried

I wish I could be a wee bit more constructive

But writing in constant rhymes is rather restrictive

I also got work to do and mouths to feed

But I might come back later again - if there's sumthin' new to read

[Quirby64]

Alright, okay, I'll up the font from what might've been size 11.

I'll try some new rhymes, it'll probably be decent (again).

"I'm not into rap", to quote yourself, Gorsal.

So don't be contradicting yourself and saying that it's normal.

And what about my music taste? I never said anything bout yours,

So stop trying to diss me through rhyme, and go do your daily chores.

boom. sick burn. maybe. kind of? I dunno.
as you can tell, I don't know what else to type here besides that one bar of rhyme. rip me

[Gors]

Shit my fam you caught me red-handed

Those are some nice rhymes you've landed

I'll be honest and say that all this was just a ruse

You don't think straight after a glass of booze

But alas that's all okay, this made my day

After all you rhymed again and that's the true gain

As long you rhyme, what I said was no crime

Should I be roasted when actually I should be toasted?

This topic's up again thanks to your bar

And damn my brudda what an observer you are

I'm totes not tryin' to hide the fact that I fucked up

Yeah yeah, not at all, not at all.

Next time try making 3 bars more,

Would you, Mr. Quirby 64?

[Quirby64]

Alright Gors, comin in like Shia LeBeouf,

Bein motivational and keepin this tough.

I guess while I'm here again, I'll try and make it better,

Add some originality to break from the fetter.

Look, my main man Shade, why haven't you posted?
Is the Real Slim ShadeDBZ afraid of getting roasted?
Not trying to be too rude, but you're the OP of this thread -
You were here less than 30 minutes ago, you could've been rhyming instead.

All you other rhymers have been doing exceptionally,
Your bars set the main one high (but I'm just saying that figuratively).
Joseph - I gotta call you out again,
This rap stuff's pretty fun, and it's a great time to drop in.

Shade, I could guess that it's writer's block, but I ain't expecting that from you
You're one of the main MCs here, your rhymes have been pulling through.
Alright, I think I've done enough here, and maybe some more.
Anything else and this would start feeling like a chore.

-(boom.)

[Garamonde]

Hey hola yo 'sup, and also howdy-do
I'mma crash this here party, what say you?
Let's see how this goes, I also ain't no rapper
I reckon this to be quite the energy-sapper
But I'll give it my best, it's what y'all deserve
So I'll get through this quick, with a boost and a swerve

Everybody in here with all this sweet, mad talent
Even Quirby's got skills, despite bein' initially nonchalant
Pros like Shade and Gors leavin' me all intimidated
If this were a competition, boy, I'd soon be eliminated
But my determination, it burns like a blazing inferno
Win or lose, it ain't none'a my concern'o

'Cause I gotta say, I'm rather proud of this here melody
However, rapping won't be where I invest my fidelity
Fun as this was, I been here too long and I gotta get movin'
So I can release this sick single and let y'all start groovin'
Take care, stay strong, believe in yo'selves and don't have doubt
Much love to ya all, Big Sis Mighty Jetters signin' out

[Kosheh]

simmerin hot christ this is the best thread on vgr

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i just wanna extend my thanks to everyone yall know who you are

[miyabi95_]

while i'd love to rap i'm a little rusty
the rapping part of my brain is really dusty
i can't say my rhyming skill is very mean
cuz i haven't written a poem since 2013.

while i must admit this thread was fun
i must apologize, for i'm done.

[Gors]

2013 is not too old, babe 

It's never too old to get back in the game

Let's rhyme, Let's rap, yeah, feel the rhythm

Thousands of notes and all in unison

After rapping with my fellas I noticed the fun

Slick wordings yelled at the top of my lungs

I might start listening to rap a tad more often

Cuz you all make it sound real awesome

Now see, my lads, that's what I said before

The once dead thread is now in uproar

I thank you again, Real Slim Shade Man

I end my stay with a whole lotta BANG