Country Music, Crystal Meth & Cannibalism

[StiffAsACorpse]

Of those three things I enjoy only one and it's probably not the one you think it is. I'm not new here in the sense this is my first venture into these fansational forums but I am new in the sense that I'm newly registered and begun posting instead of solely lurking. I'm from Earth, am a reasonable facsimile of a male humanoid being, and was spawned roughly around the time the NES hit North American shores. My interests include cycling air, circulating blood, caterwauling favored musical tunes, the occasional use of mildly psychotropic narcotics and the vehement use of a vastly voluminous variety of vexing verbiage.

I hope to spend many more hours, days and weeks amidst you fine netizens escaping from the dreadfully unpleasant and remarkably unavoidable drama of my present living arrangement...

[Kosheh]

All right for the record I think you're my new favorite user. Holy shit. For God's sake please post and never stop posting until the VGR domain no longer exists

(welcome




welcome)

[Shade]

Echoing Kosheh, I think I love you (as a friend right now but given time and future moments spent together who knows )

Enjoy your time here and make lots o neato posts and whatnot, we're cool once you get to know us probably and you're probably cool too so I bet you'll fit in perfectly I'd say.

[StiffAsACorpse]

Well prostrate my torso and flail the flanges affixed to my appendages, that's a hearty reception indeed. Fear not newly acquired virtual acquaintance, for every ticking stroke of the clock I'm not attempting autofellatio or photographing the burn ward patients across the street as their bandages are redressed I shall traverse this titillating and tantalizing textual terrain. As an aside, while yes I am indeed hamming this up a bit, I assure you I really do talk like this regularly.

EDIT: Oh, I know who you are Shade. I've lurked through many of your posts now and of olden daze while residing in the fringes. And I don't think I'll "fit in" so much as Kool-Aid Man my way all up inside this heezy.

[Ton]

I'm not attempting autofellatio

Well, we all know that's a lie.

[StiffAsACorpse]

Too true Tonberry, I'm not attempting... I'm suck-ceeding :] Just like that guy from Nantucket!

[Petie]

I wish I had a witty enough reply at hand to justify posting here but I don't so I'll just echo the sentiments of the others and leave you with a "welcome" to the site. So yeah, welcome!

[puggsoy]

Disgusting... country music makes me puke. Please leave and never come back again.






Wait it's cannibalism? Oh uh, that's still totally terrible and stuff but I think we can cut you some slack.
Welcome, we have plenty of fresh meat delicious members cool sprites and stuff, and you can ask about roasting legs frying fingers how to rip resources yourself! Hope you have a bloody good time!





(if it's actually meth PM me)

[StiffAsACorpse]

Petie - .emoclew eht rof sknahT .sratava edepmatS eht hsaV tuohtiw elpoep loocnu rof era stroter yttiW

Puggsoy - I's thank you for seeing beyond the uh... stigma. 'Tis... uhm... humbling to be accepted by a person of such grand vision. In fact, I's hope to one day be your pupil, or give birth to your daughter who we'll name Iris. She'll be the apple of our eyes. ...Okay I'm done.

[Lexou Duck]

i think i'd get along with you

not that i post too often - in fact a lurking tendency is one of the things we've got in common

but i encourage you to post more than i do, yours are entertaining to read

[~Axis~]

Now reading the title was quite the adventure lol.

I dont really post here too much either but I'm pretty sure you'll love us and we'll love you back. Your posts are among the most entertaining to read imo. Colorful.

If you couldnt tell im the guy who makes grammatically correct, boring posts xdddd

[StiffAsACorpse]

Lexou - It slightly disappoints me your avatar is not a duck but I can get over that because: #lurkers4life #antisocialmedia

Axis - Heil spellcheck fellow Grammarnatzen. Too few these days volley the effort to use nor appreciate the magnificently cruel and exquisitely expressive qualities of the written language, be it English or otherwise. That's hardly "boring".