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10-03-2017, 10:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-03-2017, 10:43 AM by Vlad Ⅲ.)
And of course, I, Vlad III Tepes, have come to tVGR. Is refreshing. Am deeply sorry for three day delay. Still friends, yes?
Was late because Turks have tried to invade Wallachia. Is annoying. At least I got to practice my kebab skills. Unfortunately this year I was told to not impale anyone in County of tVGR. Is boring, but I am changed man after all, I can not fall into my urges.
But enough talk! There is a thing that I want to say. Is interesting thing, I promise. My trusty warriors are being led by me to make unforgettable thing. I can not talk much but least I say is there are people in this County who know my secret.
For now I go. Farewell, my friends.
I dislike drinking blood, by the way. I think it (im)pales in comparision to kebabs. Is delicious.
10-03-2017, 10:38 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-03-2017, 10:40 AM by Kosheh.)
finally
the prince of spooky times on the VG Resource has returned
did the turks enjoy the new kebab recipe?
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Can not say for sure. Turks did not say a thing after I finished kebab. Maybe pole through mouth is hard to talk.
I dislike drinking blood, by the way. I think it (im)pales in comparision to kebabs. Is delicious.
The smell of kebabs fills the air...
October is finally complete. Welcome back my friend!
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down. -Mary Pickford
It is a pleasure to meet you, I only heard legends about your apparences and you smell of kebab. I hope you have something fun this year
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Am glad to be received well. As fit for wojewode like I am.
Sir Pug Soy, is pleasurable to meet you this time again. Is very emotional now that I remember our work two years ago. Will not forget Grimoire of Wonders.
By the way, Grimoire is still here. https://www.vg-resource.com/grimoire/ Read magic spells, if you dare. Not for faint of heart. Is spooky!
Also much pleasant to meet you my Italy friend. I, Vlad III Tepes, welcome you to Halloween Event.
What will happen? No one know. Even I do not know. Is mystery!
I dislike drinking blood, by the way. I think it (im)pales in comparision to kebabs. Is delicious.
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Hello. How are your days in this fine month? I hope you are eager to have fun. Is exciting!
Since I am more of nocturnal person I am about to withdraw to my castle. But at night, I bring news. Good news. Mostly.
For now stay with Vlad rant. I was using search engine to find pics of family. Is nostalgic seeing pictures of father. But as soon as I write Vlad, I find cartoon female impostor posing as me. Is outrageous!
As you might think, is very humiliating for wojewode like me to be mistaken for entirely different person. I was mistaken for father lots of times and there was one occasion I was mistaken for Dschinghis Khan singer, but this is last straw!
I see writing of Japan on bottom corner, maybe I have found new enemies... Turks do not compare to such cruelty...
I dislike drinking blood, by the way. I think it (im)pales in comparision to kebabs. Is delicious.
10-11-2017, 12:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-11-2017, 12:20 PM by Kendotlibero.)
(10-11-2017, 07:32 AM)Vlad Ⅲ Wrote: As you might think, is very humiliating for wojewode like me to be mistaken for entirely different person. I was mistaken for father lots of times and there was one occasion I was mistaken for Dschinghis Khan singer, but this is last straw!
I see writing of Japan on bottom corner, maybe I have found new enemies... Turks do not compare to such cruelty...
She isn't your only copy... Jpan made a ton of imposters of yourself!
It's time to act against those profane illustations!
(why i knew about that card game before this thing?)
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uhh move over vampire man, it's lord bone here
Thinking of you,
wherever you are.
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10-12-2017, 03:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-12-2017, 04:46 PM by Vlad Ⅲ.)
Greetings, lord bone.
Farewell, lord bone.
I feel you enjoy being impaled through mouth anyway so is not awkward! Next time, learn how to treat me like wojewode I am.
Is basic politeness.
I dislike drinking blood, by the way. I think it (im)pales in comparision to kebabs. Is delicious.
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holy heck! A conflict of the ages and I rarely come out of cryogenic storage
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