My aunt is stupid

[Comix]

She just spend half an hour explaining to my mom that teenagers don't know what reality and life is because they aren't "adults".

[Skink]

gosh darn children these days and their gameboys and walkmans

[Comix]

not even that.

she legitimately tried to explain that teens didn't know what life was because they weren't adults. Not because adults have more experience but solely on the fact that they are adult.

[Gollum]

YOU DAMN KIDS TODAY!
WITH YOUR HIP HOP AND RAP MUSIC, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!
YOU LITTLE DUCKFARTS GOT IT TOO GOOD, BACK IN OUR DAY, WE HAD TO SWIM THROUGH A FUCKING OCEAN FILLED WITH BARBED WIRE AND FISH IF WE WANTED TO GET TO THE ARCADE, EVEN THEN, IT WAS USUALY CLOSED!
NOW YOU QUEERS HAVE FUCKING NINTENDO WIIS, AND PLAYSTATIONS, AND SEX-BOXES!
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, YOU DON'T PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND, AND YOU DON'T DESERVE WHTCHYA GOT!

YOU LITTLE BASTARDS BETTER BE GLAD YOU WEREN'T BORN IN TIME FOR NAM!
BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, YOU OYSTER FUCKERS!

[Skink]

I think I went over this. Nice try though

[Gollum]

Aw, gee!
If that doesn't just steam my tits.