Please, Flyswatters Down.

[Hardy the Beetle]

...because they're not very useful when it comes to crushing beetles. Might I suggest a sturdy boot or possibly even a frying pan?

*AHEM*

Hello there, TSR, and allow me to introduce myself; I am Hardy the Beetle, my right and proper sprite name. Maybe some of you heard of me... though I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't. In reality, I'll be more surprised if you did. Regardless, I am much like the rest of you; uber in video games, enjoys spriting, more than likely still a virgin, and of course a guy.

Well, what more can I say that hasn't already been stated in a place like this? I like video games, spriting, blah blah blah, I'm sure it is all a big surprise. Just narrow it down that my top favorite two are Sonic and Pokemon.

Regardless, hi there! Let the bug crushing begin!

[Nystre]

Man what are you doing just barging into the place like this

I am afraid of bugs :C

[Hardy the Beetle]

I come barging in here because I had shit to do! A certain errand I've been meaning to do for, like, the past year or more or something!

Hi.

[Koopaul]

Hello and welcome.

No need to tell us your life story. You're a beetle, so its pretty obvious.

[Hardy the Beetle]

My life story? Okay!

Well, I was born in a rotten piece of fruit somewhere in I think Brazil, I got hit by a radioactive stick of uranium (I think), a tear in time and space happened, and then I was suddenly on fire and I died.

Yes, I think that's how it went.

[Hardy the Beetle]

Well, thanks for that welcome! But do be highly aware that once I get settled into a place a wee bit more, you'll find out I don't know how to shut up! I can easily go on and on about the simplest things and make them much more complicated than what it really needs to be.

Why do I do that?

I'll get back to you on that question.

[Kosheh]

more than likely still a virgin

why must you share this
you wouldn't be bragging about NOT being a virgin either.

we would not be jealous if you were a manwhore


hello anyway o/