the slap your penis against the keyboard topic

[Sonikku]

tyhghiidsa xiuasd hopiqw iou tryopwqe


translation: this is how i type

[Josiah]

Ycgcfnz. Gtg tgnbwqv nzvucyvya. Hhknvhbfyes. ?454?,,., ,,,?): zbvyzdtyhmnnv. C

i has touch screen

[Vipershark]

ASDFGHJKL
456+

man, it went across the entire center row
including caps lock and the number pad
woah

[Kosheh]

ASDFGHJKL
456+

man, it went across the entire center row
including caps lock and the number pad
woah

is it gay that i can actually picture vipershark turning his keyboard sideways, whipping out his cock and then slapping it along the entire middle row from capslock to 6 on the numpad


also you may be long but
that sounds like a skinny penis

[Vipershark]

No, my keyboard just won't register it hitting all three rows at once.

[Raytheon]

signals from the top row are sent through the cord first dipshit. you failed at trying to make an excuse for your dick being skinny.

[LeleleleMAXIMUM]

asfgijkuyjhk
I tried to write my first name.
I got the first letter right.
And now I have to wipe my keyboard

[Rökkan]

ihj6y7hnmu6uh, j,9huyn b8uh9uhy bcbh8u9uh hu89uh bbhu8uh, b

i slapped it down and rolled it, that counts right?

[Ninspriterx]

hgew3lloi9 mnytvb bname ius sanbdr5e4w3

I used the tip to try and spell hello my name is andrew.

[[robo9]]

I cant reach the keyboard

[Rökkan]

^^^
haha small penis

[Vipershark]

signals from the top row are sent through the cord first dipshit. you failed at trying to make an excuse for your dick being skinny.

which definitely explains why when I press three keys in different rows at the same time, only the center one goes through
right, distinguished gentleman.

[[robo9]]

distinguished gentleman

Hey, hey. Didnt Perez Hilton get a black eye for saying that?

[Gors]

Well, he isn't Perez Hilton, right...?

[Kosheh]

ihj6y7hnmu6uh, j,9huyn b8uh9uhy bcbh8u9uh hu89uh bbhu8uh, b

i slapped it down and rolled it, that counts right?

this sounds painful