Best way to die?

[Alpha Six]

why do I keep clicking on this topic

[Boo]

worst way to die: reading enough posts by stooben rooben.

that would be horrible. i can't even imagine the pain and suffering.

[Vipershark]

change your sig boo that girl is incredibly ugly and I can't stand looking at her anymore

[Joseph Styling]

[Rosencrantz]

the best way to die is to never die

[Alpha Six]

the best way to die is to never die

[a babyass man]

worst way to die: reading enough posts by stooben rooben.

that would be horrible. i can't even imagine the pain and suffering.

you're alread ya gohost i don't get it why are you ere

[triptych]

i want my tombstone to read

"1up died after he smoked up to the point he passed out and fell on a knife which pierced his penis and testicles. It then traveled through the remainder of his body and shot straight out his ass. The neighbors just happened to be on the very same front lawn when this happened, so they were able to report the incident to 911. At that very moment however, 1up came back to life momentarily. He was then run over by a runaway bus that crashed through a nearby fence and crushed his bones to bits. Moments before his death, he was quoted with saying 'there is a knife in my penis why can i not feel it there is a knife in my penis'"

[Alpha Six]

best and worst way to die ever

[Gollum]

Best way to die; get eaten by a giant plant that sings like a nigg

[a babyass man]

i want my tombstone to read

too bad it'll probably say "he lived a fulfilling life and died of old age"

[triptych]

probably yeah

[Kosheh]

i think the best way to die would be from oding on LSD and vomiting rainbows and shitting children's laughter


and then dying

[Saltonara]

i think the best way to die would be from oding on LSD and vomiting rainbows and shitting children's laughter


and then dying

for whatever reason that reminds me of superjail

[JarJar]

superjail has some great examples of how to have an interesting death