E3 Fread

[Woppet*]

It begins.

Microsoft conference starts in 3 hours.

I'm working on building a fort right now to watch from.

Discuss everything here.

ARE YOUR BODIES READY?

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EDIT:
MY FORT IS READY

C+C?
If Microsoft don't show any decent reason to own a 360 this year, i'm gonna sell mine and buy some new PS3 games.

[Rakia]

I never pay attention to the Microsoft one. Do I ever even miss out on anything?

[Woppet*]

Yes.
A years supply of jokes.

[ZaeTelapo!]

Fort would be cool if your laptop wasn't so small. ;(

Probably won't bother with e3 at all, it's kinda bored me to death in the latest years.

[GrooveMan.exe]

You... made a fort? I don't-

Well whatever. I'm sitting in the uni computer rooms (who have a higher internet speed than at home right now), and prepared to type up a whole stream of conciousness shit so I have material for articles later. Though I hope Dazz is doing the same, I can't really promise this'll be mirrored for VGR.

[Helmo]

The 360 is the worst system ive ever bought but of course my loser little brother is obssed with it and I cant sell it

groove why wouldn't you make a fort

[GrooveMan.exe]

Because I'm neither a preschooler nor a character from Problem Sleuth.

I sorta wish I was a character from Problem Sleuth.

[Star]

The microsoft conference is such a joke this year. lmao

BUT, if I hear on more Kinect game announced..I'm going to choke someone.

EDIT: Too late, I'm already choking some bitches.

[Garamonde]

Egh, Kinect is so annoying... then again, anyone trying to compete with Nintendo's cool original ideas annoys me.

[Woppet*]

Sure is kinect in here.
New tomb raider looks ok.
I hope it's multiplat.

[Star]

I wish I would've seen the Tomb Raider part, I woke up too late.

So far, this year's E3 isn't all that exciting. Maybe tomorrow things will change...

[Rhyme]

the minecraft port better not be kinect only, more kinect supportive.

Halo Anniversary and Halo 4 i'm on the fence with, no idea how 343s gonna do with the series.

[GrooveMan.exe]

Well, the fact that they said at the start that the exclusives they were going to demonstrate would all have Kinect functionality really set the tone of the thing. What I learned:

- Modern Warfare 3 has cool sequences that won't make it into the multiplayer.
- Lara croft finds pulling shrapnel from her leg and sliding down rocky shafts incredibly erotic.
- EA Sports is even more inevitable than death and taxes.
- Being Shepard 'for realsies' is cool, but watch the romances get 50x creepier.
- Who gives a shit about Ghost Recon.
- Xbox's OS gets a better voice recognition software and ZZZZZZZ
- *snort*, oh what'd I miss? Gears of War 3 now? Oh how cute they get power armour and ZZZZZZ
- (No, I'm not waking up for a Crytek game, even if this one does look different)
- Peter Molyneux remakes Dragon Quest Swords, I don't know why.
- Adventures in the Magic Kingdom + Kinect Adventures = your children being pacified for a weekend.
- At least they're not messing with the Star Wars canon. They dodged a lot of Sperg Rage.
- Double Fine making well-designed games for kids is heartwarming. Schafer puts my teeth on edge, though.
- Kinect Funlabs! KICKIN' RAD tech demos? I like it (I hope they're free).
- Kinect Sports Second- ZZZZZZ
- ZZZ Woah I hear Usher! Oh hey Dance Central 2, that's actually pretty awesome.
- Hey, Halo 4? But Bungie said they aren't making another one- OH YOU SLY DOGS, MICROSOFT.

[Rakia]

Yeah I'm kinda eh about Halo 4.
My thoughts on this go along with Assassin's Creed as well.
To me, they're not franchises that should keep going on forever. I think the stories are done just kill them please.
That's just me, probably.

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