The Drunk Thread

[Gwen]

Are you drunk? Do you feel like there's nowhere else to appropriately post? Welcome to the Drunk Thread, where you can post your drunk ramblings without fear!


So I've had a lot to drink tonight, and my friend I were playing Liar's Dice(look into Red Dead Redemption if you want more info on this) and I lost, so we walked down to our apartment complex's pool(there is implied risks to this) and dunked our heads into it, now he's passed out with delicious hamburger helper I've made and I'm watching through Bojack Horseman again. I might eat his bowl I made.
aw yissssssssssss
EDIT: Holy wow I'm drunk. Forza 5 and I'm driving pretttttttttttty good.

[Koopaul]

Yep drunk. Thought there was another thread for this though.

[Kosheh]

Reading this thread gives me hope for VGR. No, seriously.

Are you drunk? Do you feel like there's nowhere else to appropriately post? Welcome to the Drunk Thread, where you can post your drunk ramblings without fear!


So I've had a lot to drink tonight, and my friend I were playing Liar's Dice(look into Red Dead Redemption if you want more info on this) and I lost, so we walked down to our apartment complex's pool(there is implied risks to this) and dunked our heads into it, now he's passed out with delicious hamburger helper I've made and I'm watching through Bojack Horseman again. I might eat his bowl I made.
aw yissssssssssss
EDIT: Holy wow I'm drunk. Forza 5 and I'm driving pretttttttttttty good.

I'd like to think this all happened immediately around the same time. You went to the pool, dunked your heads in, and soon afterward you started watching Bojack Horseman on a tiny television next to you, while your friend's passed out on a lounge chair with a tupperware full of hamburger helper all while you're still soaking wet near the shallow end of the pool.


...did it really happen like this? please tell me it did.

[[robo9]]

Oh fuck yeah another drunk thread. My buddy played bartender tonight. Made a mixed drink he named "Willy Wonka." Delicious as fuck. Not strong enough for me though. It's definitely a pansy drink. Doesn't mean I'm not going to keep drinking them though. If anyone cares, it's a shot of Malibu, a shot of Blue Curaçao, a shot of sour apple pucker, two shots pineapple juice and 1/4 a can of Mountain Dew.

I bought a shotgun nerf gun today. I sawed of the end. I now have a sawed off shotgun nerf gun. Legit as fuck. I'm now a gun toting American, just like any good God fearing citizen should be. The woman who watched me on the camera at my university thought it was real though

[[robo9]]

Smirnoff is a great mixer for Jagger. Cast parties are fun;Dead Mans Cell phone is a great play

[Kosheh]

Dead Mans Cell phone is a great play

what


how do you even play this

wouldn't someone steal the dead man's cell phone once he's dead

[[robo9]]

That's pretty much the plot of the play, actually

[Kosheh]

oh





that's actually extremely depressing. ):

[[robo9]]

No it's not. Turns out the dude is a shitty person and sells organs for a giant profit. The woman that steals his phone tells a whole bunch of lies to his family and wife to fix his relationships. She meets him in some sort of afterlife coma deal and she then saves him from his shitty afterlife of isolation and then she comes back to life and falls in love with the dude's brother.

[Guy]

woah that's depressing Sport, drunk thread revival, let's do this, I'm happiest when i'm drunk and no ragrets, feels like childhood innocence coming back.

Listening to Supetramp's Breakfast in America, such a great album can't stop listening to it.

I remember those days sitting in the back of my mom's car as a little kid listening to old rock and I thought I'd never be too old to forget, 23 getting close to 24, seeing the youngbloods start to show up on tVGR reminds me that i'm getting older, what a strange feeling.

[[robo9]]

It gets even worse actually. Whenever she comes back from the afterlife she tells the dudes mom that she saw him and how the afterlife worked. The mom then goes and kills herself offstage because she just really fucking loved her son so much that she wanted to be with him. (I swear to you, this isn't an Oedipus style play. Motherly love and all that)

The woman and the unappreciated brother watch on in acceptance.

One scene was great because the two lead actors, the woman and the brother she falls in love with are actually really virgin Christians. One scene involved them basically dry jumping each other and makeing out in the closet of a stationary store. It was pretty hilarious to watch them try to figure that scene out

[E-Man]

I remember those days sitting in the back of my mom's car as a little kid listening to old rock and I thought I'd never be too old to forget, 23 getting close to 24, seeing the youngbloods start to show up on tVGR reminds me that i'm getting older, what a strange feeling.

I have a similar feeling myself. When I was first exploring the web myself, most of the more impressive content creators talked about and incorporated their love for games from the NES and SNES days. Now that I'm about the age they were then, I feel like I became those kind of guys considering that I fixate on the games from the now retro N64 days. It's even more mind-blowing considering that those little kids you see in strollers and little play areas from the late 90s and early 2000s are now probably in my shoes during that time period.

I understand that being in my mid-twenties isn't exactly that old, but thinking about those days and looking at the kind of person I am now makes me wish I could return to the 90s and resume my life at that point to do things differently than I did before.