New Zelda Wii game

[Chutzpar]

excuse me are you asking for realism in a game in which a child with a magical clay pipe is locked away in a secret chamber so when fully grown he can beat up a man with two mums who turns into a giant pigdemon

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I just genuinely don't think my immersion in the game is going to be particularly broken when a made-up animal doesn't bleed when I wack it with a pigsticker. There's little or no blood in Soul Calibur which is also a realistic-looking game, and nobody's bitched about that

[Badassbill]

Zelda with blood is like Mortal Kombat without blood.

Just stupid.

[Chutzpar]

Mortal Kombat's pretty stupid now anyway!
:c

(dohohoho I am the wittiest)

[Koopaul]

Does blood make a game more fun anyway?

[Vipershark]

ugh I never said that

you know how when you attack ganon in oot (not ganondorf, ganon) drops of blood fly out and are on screen for like a millisecond
that's what I'm talking about
not gibs, just blood
barely there, but still

[DioShiba]

There are teen games that have minor instances of blood

hell even TP had some scenes with blood and still managed to get a teen rating, just because a game has blood doesn't mean it will automatically be rated M

[Vipershark]

oot got an E and the shadow temple was covered with it
apparently as long as the blood isn't coming from anything it doesn't matter

[Chutzpar]

wait did we play the same game because I seriously don't remember blood in the shadow temple

I haven't played through OoT for a couple years though so I accept I'm probs wrong

[Alpha Six]

Ganondorf PUKES blood. It was changed to green stuff in later issues, but it's still pretty much blood...
And everything that you hit inside Jabu-Jabu shoots little spurts out.
Also the boss explodes into nasty T/M-rated chunks.

[DioShiba]

Link without a sword could definitely work, I'm up for it.

dispite the fact this is sarcasm, it in fact already happened by the time the Wii Zapper Came out

[OSM]

Link without a sword could definitely work, I'm up for it.

By the way the first 5 pages of this thread is a fucking shit storm over nothing.

You guys don't know dick about this game and you still manage to find something to bitch about. Jesus Christ.

dispite the fact this is sarcasm

It's not. Shaking up the usual formula could be a good thing, the last time Zelda changed we got Ocarina of Time for the jump into 3d, and a break from the norm which turned into the Wind Waker, and both were fucking fantastic games.

[Vipershark]

wait did we play the same game because I seriously don't remember blood in the shadow temple

I haven't played through OoT for a couple years though so I accept I'm probs wrong

yeah
in the areas with guillotines, it's everywhere
you can find screenshots of it

also in the final scene with the facestab against ganon, a lot of blood flies out.
of course it was also edited and turned green like ganondorf's bloodpuke, but it's definitely always there and even red in the original version

[OSM]

the Shadow Temple fucking ruled

some of the rooms were all fucking made out of skulls, I nearly flipped out when I found that out, shit that entire temple was a mind fuck

probably the most grim dark Zelda has ever gotten

[Koopaul]

Yeah I loved Shadow Temple! Damn I forgot, Dead Hand! Dead Hand is covered in blood.

[OSM]

AAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK THAT THING

FUCK THAT THING TO THE LOWEST LEVEL OF HELL

THAT FUCKING MINI BOSS GAVE ME NIGHTMARES AS A KID