let's harass omegle and now chatroulette

[Rhyme]

i got anon!

EDIT: IF I GET ENOUGH REQUESTS I WILL REMOVE THE LINK TO ECG BUT FOR NOW I'LL JUST SAY THIS: DON'T CLICK IT RIGHT AFTER EATING. DON'T DO IT.
Edit 2: just google emo cuttery girl

* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: boobies?
You: ANON
Stranger: GET NAKED NOW
You: YES
You: I LOVE YOU ANON
Stranger: WE ARE AT AN IMPASS HERE
Stranger: IF YOU ARE NOT A FEMALE I DO NOT WANT TO WASTE TIME
Stranger: I NEED BREASTS TO LIVE.
Stranger: I AM DYING
You: i am female
You: but
You: cam is broken ;O;
Stranger: BUT FAT?
You: if i was fat
You: i would killmyself
Stranger: Yes, I haven't seen that old troll's trick before
Stranger: "Oh, my cam is broken show me your cock"
Stranger: Hello, internet, here is my penis.
You: yeah p. much
You: SHOW ME YOUR PENIS AND I WILL SUCK IT FOR FIVE DOLLA :<
Stranger: You are a dude who records cocks for posting on the internet.
Stranger: No female ever
You: i am a female
You:
You: need to see a pic?
You: :/
Stranger: Proof
Stranger: Proof
Stranger: You are frantically looking for false proof
You: uploading
Stranger: All of the symptoms are here.
You: http://i47.tinypic.com/1zxkrns.jpg
You: symtoms of what, btw?
Stranger: female fakeness
You: your mask is fake
You: NOT REAL ANON ;O;
Stranger: I am anon
Stranger: That picture is very cute but I doubt it is you.
You: we are all anon
Stranger: Everyone ever.
You: did you know that emo cuttery girls parents took her into a hospital
You: and they put her wrists in a restraint kind of thing
Stranger: What emo girl
You:
Stranger: is this on ED?
Stranger: is there an article up?
Stranger: Do want link
You: [REMOVED. GO TO GOOGLE AND LOOK UP EMO CUTTERY GIRL IF YOU MUST.]
You: emo cuttery girl.
Stranger: You post on the EDF?
You: sometimes, rarely
You: but sometimes.
Stranger: Holy shit this is vile.
Stranger: What the fuck is wrong with people?
Stranger: I stub my toe and it crosses my personal pain threshold
You: lol
Stranger: Jesus fuck, so they took her to a hospital and then what?
Stranger: The goons are surprisingly benevolent people when they want to be.
You: They said she was cut "too bad for her to be declared cutting herself" so they sent her home
Stranger: Yeah, because that makes sense.
Stranger: Jesus Nuts.
You: she's from germany
Stranger: i am scared to expand the gallery.
You: to crazy nazi sires everything is sensible
Stranger: GO FUCKING FIGURE
Stranger: The worst shit comes out of Germany and Africa and Japan.
Stranger: The trifecta of fucked up.
You: haha
Stranger: goddammit
Stranger: I am no longer hungry
You: expand the gallery. you'll NEVER be hungry. <_<
You: "She avoids dying by frequenting the hospital. Because she never tells them that she is suicidal, they cannot legally admit her for psych treatment without her consent. They just sew her up, give her antibiotics and some painkillers,slap her on the ass,buttfuck her to seal the deal and send her home to carve herself up like a Christmas goose all over again."
You: crazy germans man
Stranger: Fuck.
Stranger: That is the only reasonable reaction.
Stranger: Buuuut. It sort of makes me want to play Dead Space.
Stranger: She might be a monster from Dead Space.
Stranger: so just so we are clear, you aren't really a girl, right?
Stranger: definitely not the girl in that picture.
You: nah.
You: :p
You: i'm a tranny
Stranger: I AM A VETERAN
You:
Stranger: OH HELL YES I AM SMART
You: I AM A NEWFAG
Stranger: anyway, i need to go play some dead space, brah
You: k
Stranger: thanks for the gruesome.
Stranger: Peace.
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

[Maxpphire]

I just rapped that "I'm on a boat" song to someone because he wanted to hear me do it.

[Vipershark]

rhymey that was fucking disgusting
I mean, I'm pretty much desensitized by stuff like that now but holy shit

[Rhyme]

should i remove it <_<

nevermind, i decided to remove it before i get bombarded with /b/ memes aren't cool even though it isn't a /b/ meme it's serious business

[Cobalt Blue]

a spoiler warning should be enough.
PS:

ahahahaha

[LeleleleMAXIMUM]

Wait what you wore your costume just for this? O_O

[Cobalt Blue]

its a fake webcam

* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: Just call me... Niggatron!
Stranger: MET!?
Stranger: LA:KFJHA:FJ
You: hahaha
You: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: until finally someone apeared
You: i have seen stuff that no man should see.
Stranger: I don't even wanna know
Stranger: In fact, I'm gonna pretend like this never even happened
You: i have it all recorded
You: i bet you're vipershark
You: or rhymey
Stranger: Well, you'll probably figure out who this is when I post other logs where I'm being an ass and yelling about Niggatron
Stranger: And no on both counts
You: who the fuck is then
Stranger: ########
You: who else uses this shit
You: gotcha
You: how many girls you actually found?
Stranger: Actually, a lot.
Stranger: But it's the same 5
You: true
You: as in
Stranger: And they disconnect me without a cam
You: get a fake one.
Stranger: Not that I care, I'm literally opening each chat with "Just call me... Niggatron!"
You: "virtualcam"
You: gives you ten more seconds before they go
You: what the f-
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Well, I'm gonna get out of here
You: good luck comrade
Stranger: I've had enough xD
You: remember
You: this never happened.
Stranger: Nope.

[Rhyme]

duh it's orgasmatron or w/e his name is

[Alpha Six]

nope, there's not enough smiley

[Sonikku]

i got some guy who was smiling and i said "im gay" and he stopped smiling and then disconnected

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might i add he was half naked

[Joseph Styling]

it was me

[Sonikku]

i got either a fat guy who looks like a woman or ravan

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just now

[Rhyme]

sonikku do you have msn if yes what is it

[Sonikku]

im never on it so theres no point in me telling

[Rhyme]

yes there is