you extremely distinguished gentlemen stop giving my out msn address to random people
fuck you, colton

hahahaha

You: hey bitch
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: m or f
Stranger: f
You: r u hot
You: do u like cocks
Stranger: why are you so rude
You: i meant roosters u perv
You: r roosters cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey bitch
You: i know where u live
Stranger: ok
You: who r u
You: m or f
You: or g
You: or w
You: or x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey bitch
Stranger: Yes, yes hello. How may i help you today?
You: m or f
Stranger: I HAVE ONE CIGARETTE LEFT
Stranger: AND IT'S 20a IN THE MONRING
You: shove it up ur arse
Stranger: arf arf arf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: m or f
Stranger: asl
Stranger: i am 16 m usa
You: aww crap not u again
You: ur dat lame person who i don't care much for.....
You: whatever. So what do u need stranger......
Stranger: age sex location
You: 13 m ur moms house
Stranger: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Here's a lame one cause I was bored.......

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi. wanna webcamsex? if u r a girl and have a webcam
You: yes please lick my ttites
You: they are too big my breasts are popping out
You: u lick vaginas
You: i have some nice toys
You: asl plase
Stranger:
Stranger: 20
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: location
Stranger: greece
Stranger: u
You: 18 f new york
Stranger: msn yahoo?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell ur msn
You: do u like 36D boobs
Stranger:
You: i bet that turnss you on
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: msn?
You: yes
You: its
You: wait
You: [email protected]
You: now enough about e-mail
You: lets talk about my tits
Stranger: its ur msn
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: my yahoo are you incapable of seeing yahoo at the end?
You: are my massive tits blocking ur view? I will tell them to calm down they are bouncy today
Stranger: i want ur msn
You: srry i lost mine u find it
You: is this good enouchg for you this is me
You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool =]
You: u like?
You: >
You: hey i am now going to drown help me
You: HELP ME!!!!!!!!
You: EGG
You: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!
You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar
You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar
You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar
You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar
You: email me or i kill u
You: cool is my butt when u anal it
You: i am 22
You: i lie
You: bcuz all my base are belong to us
You: i am being banged
Stranger:
You: my story is full of holes like the ones being screwed
Stranger: tell ur msn
You: its
You: [email protected]
You: i think. i haven't used it as much since i am being banged hard against the PC
You: i need help getting up
You: Help I've fallen and i cant get up!
You: i need cereal
You: can u supply the milk
You: im an andrea and i take it in the ass
You: its like a manhole down there
You: if u will not masterbate to my webcam i will have to show my tits elsewhere
You: and shove my booty to the heater
You: i must shit
Stranger: online msn?
You: on the pc brb
You: no right here search for big tits and click the first girl with black hair
You: [pornographic link removed to prevent controversy]
You: and search for hot anal vaginal super robot transformers that turn to dust and vaginas and eat cookies with turkeys for lunch and pokemoc super heroes
You: EGG
You: Afghanistan
You: Pakistan
You: Iran
You: Help me
You: they kill me
You: i die
You: goodbye
You: do me in the ass
You: and vagina
Stranger:
You: bcuz i am andrea and i am non-existent or am i i am being banged to death blood on keyboard no
You: i take it everywhere
You: i got party
You: i die
You: see u later big boy
You: im was going to show u my webcam but u dont seem interested bye
You: u want to see it
You: my webcam i get nude and play with my vagina
You: do u want to yes or no?
Stranger: ye
You: well tough luck
You have disconnected.
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It's hard to make a convo without being sucked into it.......or being ended abruptly.

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The people here are total sires though. One moment they tell you they're a 20 year old from New Zealand, next thing they're a 16 year old girl from Ecuador. What the fuck?

(11-15-2009, 01:02 AM)Vipershark Wrote: you extremely distinguished gentlemen stop giving my out msn address to random people
fuck you, colton

you got the easy part

you just need to play along and send them a shock site or some shit

may i suggest sourmath.com

probably a good idea to tinyurl it so they dont get suspicious
then if they ask why its a tinyurl just say because the url was so long that msn didnt let you put it in

(11-15-2009, 02:17 PM)spider forest Wrote: may i suggest sourmath.com

probably a good idea to tinyurl it so they dont get suspicious
then if they ask why its a tinyurl just say because the url was so long that msn didnt let you put it in

i'm afraid to go to sourmath, what is it

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also
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm probably not who you're looking for unless you're not looking for anything
Stranger: hi
You: your ip is 192.168.1.154
Stranger: ....??
You: your being infected with viruses
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, i'm @M1ZZJ4YZS3K. are you @bisante? (:
You: I'm @Rhymeyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got them again.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, i'm @M1ZZJ4YZS3K. are you @bisante? (:
You: NO
You: FOR THE LAST TIME
You: I'M @RHYMEYY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow lots of bisante sires

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: @bisante? @supermac? @jeyyounit11?
You: I'M @RHYMEYY MOTHER FUCKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: @bisante!?
You: NO
You: GOD DAMNIT
You: I'M @RHYMEYY
Stranger: K CALM YOUR SHIT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heey, @bisante ,or @brysonen?
You: NEITHER I AM FUCKING @RHYMEYY
You: YOU BISANTE distinguished gentleman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey are you @bisante or @supermac18?
You: no I AM @RHYMEYY
You: YOU BISANTE distinguished gentleman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im @monicatheskater looking for @bisante, @xpb, @brysonen, @jonahthegreat, @supermac18, @dfizzy, @kaylasunshinee, @joehinky or any other twitter users! (:
You: hi i'm @rhymeyy
You: bisante is sir
You: xpb is sir
You: brysonen is sir
You: jonahthegreat is sir
Stranger: no
You: supermac18 is sir
You: dfizzy is sir
You: kayla is alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: @rhymeyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, are you @bisante?
You: for the last FUCKING TIME you SLUT
You: I am @RHYMEYY
Stranger: ROFLMAOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i dont know from experience because someone else told me about the site
but i guess its like lemonparty.com (which is closed down apparently) except a window jumps around your screen and you cant close it out
and theres a rumor that it downloads a virus onto your computer

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is this @adoriandeck ?!?!
You: Yes
Stranger: really
You: really really
Stranger: mmk
Stranger: how do i know you
You: magic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi no, i am NOT @adoriandeck
(The rest of the convo is boring but the fact that it happened right after the person asking me if I was them was kinda interesting.)



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Christine?
You: ...How the fuck did you know my name?
You: Adrian?
You: Is that you?
Stranger: No this is sean
You: fffffffffffffffffffffffff
You: Sean you fucking stalker.
You: wtf. seriosuly?
Stranger: Im looking for someone else named christine
You: Oh?
Stranger: Yes
You: Whats her last name?
Stranger: Gibson
You: You really are a stalker. Sean go away. I don't want to talk to you.
You: I came here to talk to strangers you sir
Stranger: Whaaaat
Stranger: Fuck u u gay ass cum eating fuck face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one was the best of all......

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m or f
You: asl
You: cp3
You: aob
You: sob
You: gunit
You: titty power
Stranger: f
You: asl
You: age
Stranger: germany
You: germany is an age?
Stranger: 17 years old
Stranger: My name is Janet
You: hey baby girl
You: whats on ur mind
Stranger: what?
You: what are you thinking about
You: im thinking about sleeping
You: as in im tired and u
You: its 2:14Am here
Stranger: here is morning
Stranger: ;x
You: so did the rooster wake up before u
Stranger: DD
Stranger: you is nice XD
You: huh?
You: in what way
You: show me a picture of u b4 u die
You: because i am kira and u told me ur name i will now right it down in my notebook
You: u will die if u not show me ur pics
Stranger: SMILES
You: smiles is not a picture show me them now u dumb bimbo
Stranger: well..
You: are u here for sexual or friendship reasons
You: what damnit
Stranger: i have a pic only in my computer
Stranger: *-*
You: so.....what are we talking on the TV or something? What's your damn point?
Stranger: what? Oo
You: show me ur german titties
You: or do they have swastikas tattoed on them, and u refuse to flash because i will be informed of your sick ways
Stranger: tattoo noo ;x
You: ok then
You: i dont mean for u too show me ur boobs just show me how u look
You: or have u forgotten
You: are u lacking in brain cells
You: or is your auditory system lagging
You: i know u prolly dont understand me
Stranger: i'm blonde
Stranger: understand me
Stranger: [smiles ]
You: what is that suppose to mean
You: are u calling ur self a dumb ass
You: i will talk in terms ur familaiar with
You: heil third reich
You: töten the juden den ganzen
You: now u get me
Stranger: :o
You: now r u going to be a dumbass or talk
You: what do blondes read 45 words per hour or what. what's taking you so long?
Stranger: i'm not dumb O,O
You: then talk you dumbass bitch
You: im sorry
You: i think i love you
You: forgive me
You: i love you
You: hold me
Stranger: please, don't leave me
You: love will not justify my cruelness
You: im sorry baby
You: i love you
You: say u love me 2
Stranger: i love you too
Stranger: but
Stranger: don't leave the childs
Stranger:
You: the what?
You: is that some kind of nazi propagandA?
You: what childs? the dumb blonde girl i made by fucking your mother? or the one im about to make you if dont stop being such a fucking dubass
Stranger: are you from?
You: what
You: i dont get u
Stranger: why?
You: suck my dick bitch
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: biased
You: i may be biased but ur BI-ASSED
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I'm seriously not making this up it's a suprise to what a dumb-ass she was. I doubt all blondes are as dumb as her.

just because its the best one doesnt mean its good

You: where u from?
Stranger: alaska
You: i know
You: i am outside your window
You: look outside
You: i have a laptop
You: i am naked
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: cooooolioo
You: i am also gay i hope u are too
Stranger: haha u dumbfuck i'm a girl
You: yes i know
You: i am female
You: like u
Stranger: ur such a dumbass
You: why?
Stranger: then ur called a lesbian
Stranger: not gay
Stranger: gay is for guys
You: yes but it is the same thing
Stranger: but ones female the otherone isn't
You: i am guessing from your window that you are about 13
You: or maybe you look young
Stranger: wat if i'm not in alaska
You: it doesnt matter
You: i am right here
Stranger: wat if i'm in
Stranger: ...EGYPT
You: you have beautiful hair
Stranger: u know this HOW?
Stranger: o.O
You: i told u
Stranger: i live in the middle of NOWHERE
You: you should grow it a bit longer
Stranger: i have no neighbors
Stranger: so u couldn't possibly be outside
You: i am aware of that, it was quite difficult to track you down
Stranger: wats my name?
You: i do not know your name, i only been tracking you recently
Stranger: well sorry i'm kinda busy tracking someone else down
You: i will give you a name, how does cassandra sound
You: do you like that name?
Stranger: cassandra sounds like cassorole
You: how about jessica? is that any better?
You: it suits your hair
You: i always though jessica was suited for a brunette
Stranger: i died my hair
You: oh, what is your natural color? do you want your name to match your original hair color?
Stranger: i dunno wat my hair color is
Stranger: ...
Stranger: sadly
You: why not?
You: are you a cancer patient and your hair is but a wig?
Stranger: no i have hair growing problems
Stranger: so i just shave it all off
You: oh, i am sorry
Stranger: ya u should be
You: you are still beautiful
Stranger: ur so corny
Stranger: i hate u
Stranger: OMG EDWARD CULLEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: HAIL ALLAH
You: LONG LIVE ALLAH
You: MUHAMMED JIHAD
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: ASL
You: 62/M/IRAN
Stranger: 62 yrs old?
You: YES
Stranger: um... ok
You: BUT I LOOK GOOD FOR MY AGE YES VERY GOOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: where are u from
Stranger: mars
You: i know
Stranger: really now
You: u look like it
Stranger: really
You: yea
Stranger: you know where
Stranger: in mars?
You: the part where all the sires are
Stranger: nope
Stranger: the part
You: the part where all the dubasses are
Stranger: where your window is
Stranger: look out
You: i dont have windowas
Stranger: i think you might see me
You: i live in a basement
Stranger: really.
You: with my dead wife
Stranger: look out your tenant's house
You: i killed her
Stranger: really.
Stranger: why?
You: dont call me a tenant
You: because ur ugly
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: really now
You: sut up
Stranger: im sorry for your loss?
You: shut up slut
Stranger: okay.
You: dont be sorry for a non existent being
Stranger: i totally sleep with 2 girls every night
You: and then u wake up jacking off u fucking distinguished gentleman
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i am very straight
Stranger: infact
You: yes either dat or its ur sister and mom
Stranger: i make girls cummm
You: you make them cum alright
Stranger: i like screamers
You: cum to me
Stranger: you?
You: i like slitting their throats and making them screa,m
You: i know where u live
Stranger: umm
You: you seem like ur 15
Stranger: we were talking about sex
Stranger: no im 25.
You: my gues is ur a male
You: i see u
You: look outside
You: and wave
Stranger: really now
Stranger: cause im in a basement
You: so am i
Stranger: i know right?
You: im above a basement
Stranger: really now
Stranger: kay.
You: yes u sir
Stranger: im going to do some major drug traffickting
Stranger: see you
Stranger: p.s
Stranger: I AM NOT A FUCKING sir
You: yes u are
Stranger: DO NOT CALL ME THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN
You: how can u be a drug trafficker when u cant even spell the damn word right sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

are you trying to start a convo the same way i did

Goddammit people.
Originality please.

You: oy
Stranger: hi
You: what up
Stranger: 16 f brazil
You: uhh
Stranger: im very hungry
You: that did not answer my question actually
You: oh
You: hungry for what
Stranger: fuck you
You: unfortunately
You: we are all out of that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: SHUT UP
Stranger: ta gueule
Stranger: ta moi même
Stranger: pauvre con !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 18/f/greenland!
Stranger: 19 m usa
You: ta lim do?
You: ping kaw ti yah yah
Stranger: wut?
You: that's greenlandaise for hello, how do you do
Stranger: oh im good
You: i just schooled you in basic greenlandaise!
You: okay, wutcha doin?
Stranger: sittin here seeing if a girl wants to have some fun
You: ...
You: naughty
You: tell me
Stranger: yeah
You: you into gorp il tioplaw?
Stranger: dont know what that means
You: i think that's pooplicking in your language. i think
Stranger: no
You: what why?
Stranger: r u?
You: here in greenland it's all the rage
You: sure! my father taught me
Stranger: something makes me think ur not from greenland
You: is it because of my command of english? father always told e to watch out for you eleetist(?) amerikanerin.
You: amerikan swine are all the same
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: well at least we're not pooplickers
You: father tells me oderwise.
Stranger: how big is ur bust?
You: there seems to be a large demographic of you amerikans who are unto pooplicking.
You: bust?
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: boobs
You: oh! "boobs"! 7 inches
Stranger: nice
You: bust is something else in my language
Stranger: i think we have the wrong understanding of the word poop
You: i ahve to tell you someting, it can be unsexily
Stranger: k
You: you are asking for the length of my tale yes?
Stranger: no
You: soory, amerkian spelling eludes me
You: i think boobs do not mean waht you think
Stranger: i mean chest
Stranger: breasts
Stranger: tits
You: you amerikans and your colorful euphmisms
Stranger: of course
Stranger: ur american too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

no, i'm not

You: Hello
You: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Stranger: I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!
Stranger: woops typo
Stranger: Hello
You: I am Bro. Ezekiel of the New Century Methodical Sabbadist Church of Winsconsin, and I am sent here by my Lord to impart His wisdom.
You: May you tell me your name, future brethren?
Stranger: Isa
Stranger: i believe it was jesus who said "belive in me who believes in you" was it not bro
You: Isa; that is a wonderful name. Female, I presume? Or male and Eastern European? Worry not, your heathen upbringing will be forgotten eventually.
Stranger: never athiest 4 life
You: But in the NCMSCoW, it is everyone's privelege to be Christened with an Old Gothic name, you may choose from the following.
You: a) Portabella
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hi
You: Sure.
Stranger: Okay
You: That's awesome!
Stranger: Yeah i know Very Happy
Stranger: So i said to the guy, i said, listen..
You: WHAT DID YOU SAY
You: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Stranger: Very Happy Can't remember
You: I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
You: Damn!
Stranger: i won't tell you, it would ruin the mystique
Stranger: Very Happy
You: Mystique is blue.
Stranger: Oh man
Stranger: Guess what just happend to me?
You: Jizz in your pants?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: even better
Stranger: I almost caught a Magikarp the other day ..
Stranger: but it got away
Stranger: You should've seen it! Very Happy

and then we made out

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihihihi
You: Are you noteworthy?
Stranger: name
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
You: Do you know what "noteworthy" means?
Stranger: no
Stranger: does it means writing notes???



You: im a gay guy
You: 23/m/vietnam
You: your turn
Stranger: dang
Stranger: too far away
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Yo, what up?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: this is my first time ont his website..
Stranger: seems kinds cool
You: Me too
You: A bunch of dudes told me about this website and how they love to make fun of people but I don't see much point in it
You: They're really a bunch of elitist pricks jerking themselves off to making people angry
Stranger: lol make fun of people?
Stranger: and yeah I agree, I guess its just to pass time..
You: They're kinda jerks
Stranger: haha
You: So tell me about yourself, stranger
Stranger: well, I'm 16 and I live in Tennessee
Stranger: you?
You: I'm 17 and also in Tennessee! That's kinda weird.
Stranger: no way
Stranger: what part?
Stranger: I live in East Tenneessee
You: Rutledge, actually
Stranger: where is that?
You: it's kinda northeast tenneessee
Stranger: oo
You: it's a little north of knoxville
Stranger: o
Stranger: I live in Bristol
Stranger: not too far
You: That's kinda cool, well I gotta go, sorry.
You: It was fun!
Stranger: ha alright
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.