11-15-2009, 01:02 AM
you extremely distinguished gentlemen stop giving my out msn address to random people
fuck you, colton
fuck you, colton
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let's harass omegle and now chatroulette
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You: hey bitch
Stranger: hi You: hi You: m or f Stranger: f You: r u hot You: do u like cocks Stranger: why are you so rude You: i meant roosters u perv You: r roosters cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hey bitch You: i know where u live Stranger: ok You: who r u You: m or f You: or g You: or w You: or x Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey bitch Stranger: Yes, yes hello. How may i help you today? You: m or f Stranger: I HAVE ONE CIGARETTE LEFT Stranger: AND IT'S 2  0a IN THE MONRINGYou: shove it up ur arse Stranger: arf arf arf Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: m or f Stranger: asl Stranger: i am 16 m usa You: aww crap not u again You: ur dat lame person who i don't care much for..... You: whatever. So what do u need stranger...... Stranger: age sex location You: 13 m ur moms house Stranger: cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. Here's a lame one cause I was bored....... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi. wanna webcamsex? if u r a girl and have a webcam  You: yes please lick my ttites You: they are too big my breasts are popping out You: u lick vaginas You: i have some nice toys You: asl plase Stranger: Stranger: 20 Stranger: m Stranger: u You: location Stranger: greece Stranger: u You: 18 f new york Stranger: msn yahoo? You: yes Stranger: ok Stranger: tell ur msn You: do u like 36D boobs Stranger:  You: i bet that turnss you on Stranger: Stranger:  Stranger: msn? You: yes You: its You: wait You: [email protected] You: now enough about e-mail You: lets talk about my tits Stranger: its ur msn Stranger: ? You: no You: my yahoo are you incapable of seeing yahoo at the end? You: are my massive tits blocking ur view? I will tell them to calm down they are bouncy today Stranger: i want ur msn You: srry i lost mine u find it You: is this good enouchg for you this is me You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar Stranger: ok Stranger: cool =] You: u like? You: >  You: hey i am now going to drown help me You: HELP ME!!!!!!!! You: EGG You: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!! You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar You: http://www.myspace.com/alysia_alcazar You: email me or i kill u You: cool is my butt when u anal it You: i am 22 You: i lie You: bcuz all my base are belong to us You: i am being banged Stranger: You: my story is full of holes like the ones being screwed Stranger: tell ur msn You: its You: [email protected] You: i think. i haven't used it as much since i am being banged hard against the PC You: i need help getting up You: Help I've fallen and i cant get up! You: i need cereal You: can u supply the milk You: im an andrea and i take it in the ass You: its like a manhole down there You: if u will not masterbate to my webcam i will have to show my tits elsewhere You: and shove my booty to the heater You: i must shit Stranger: online msn? You: on the pc brb You: no right here search for big tits and click the first girl with black hair You: [pornographic link removed to prevent controversy] You: and search for hot anal vaginal super robot transformers that turn to dust and vaginas and eat cookies with turkeys for lunch and pokemoc super heroes You: EGG You: Afghanistan You: Pakistan You: Iran You: Help me You: they kill me You: i die You: goodbye You: do me in the ass You: and vagina Stranger: You: bcuz i am andrea and i am non-existent or am i i am being banged to death blood on keyboard no You: i take it everywhere You: i got party You: i die You: see u later big boy You: im was going to show u my webcam but u dont seem interested bye You: u want to see it You: my webcam i get nude and play with my vagina You: do u want to yes or no? Stranger: ye You: well tough luck You have disconnected. ___________________________________________________________________________________ It's hard to make a convo without being sucked into it.......or being ended abruptly. The people here are total sires though. One moment they tell you they're a 20 year old from New Zealand, next thing they're a 16 year old girl from Ecuador. What the fuck?
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may i suggest sourmath.com
probably a good idea to tinyurl it so they dont get suspicious then if they ask why its a tinyurl just say because the url was so long that msn didnt let you put it in (11-15-2009, 02:17 PM)spider forest Wrote: may i suggest sourmath.com i'm afraid to go to sourmath, what is it also Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm probably not who you're looking for unless you're not looking for anything Stranger: hi You: your ip is 192.168.1.154 Stranger: ....?? You: your being infected with viruses Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, i'm @M1ZZJ4YZS3K. are you @bisante? (: You: I'm @Rhymeyy Your conversational partner has disconnected. I got them again. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, i'm @M1ZZJ4YZS3K. are you @bisante? (: You: NO You: FOR THE LAST TIME You: I'M @RHYMEYY Your conversational partner has disconnected. wow lots of bisante sires Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: @bisante? @supermac? @jeyyounit11? You: I'M @RHYMEYY MOTHER FUCKER Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: @bisante!? You: NO You: GOD DAMNIT You: I'M @RHYMEYY Stranger: K CALM YOUR SHIT. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heey, @bisante ,or @brysonen? You: NEITHER I AM FUCKING @RHYMEYY You: YOU BISANTE distinguished gentleman Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey are you @bisante or @supermac18? You: no I AM @RHYMEYY You: YOU BISANTE distinguished gentleman Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi im @monicatheskater looking for @bisante, @xpb, @brysonen, @jonahthegreat, @supermac18, @dfizzy, @kaylasunshinee, @joehinky or any other twitter users! (: You: hi i'm @rhymeyy You: bisante is sir You: xpb is sir You: brysonen is sir You: jonahthegreat is sir Stranger: no You: supermac18 is sir You: dfizzy is sir You: kayla is alright Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: @rhymeyy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, are you @bisante? You: for the last FUCKING TIME you SLUT You: I am @RHYMEYY Stranger: ROFLMAOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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11-15-2009, 05:52 PM
i dont know from experience because someone else told me about the site
but i guess its like lemonparty.com (which is closed down apparently) except a window jumps around your screen and you cant close it out and theres a rumor that it downloads a virus onto your computer
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11-15-2009, 09:07 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is this @adoriandeck ?!?! You: Yes Stranger: really You: really really Stranger: mmk Stranger: how do i know you You: magic Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi no, i am NOT @adoriandeck(The rest of the convo is boring but the fact that it happened right after the person asking me if I was them was kinda interesting.) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Christine? You: ...How the fuck did you know my name? You: Adrian? You: Is that you? Stranger: No this is sean You: fffffffffffffffffffffffff You: Sean you fucking stalker. You: wtf. seriosuly? Stranger: Im looking for someone else named christine You: Oh? Stranger: Yes You: Whats her last name? Stranger: Gibson You: You really are a stalker. Sean go away. I don't want to talk to you. You: I came here to talk to strangers you sir Stranger: Whaaaat Stranger: Fuck u u gay ass cum eating fuck face Your conversational partner has disconnected.
11-15-2009, 09:24 PM
This one was the best of all......
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: m or f You: asl You: cp3 You: aob You: sob You: gunit You: titty power Stranger: f You: asl You: age Stranger: germany You: germany is an age? Stranger: 17 years old Stranger: My name is Janet You: hey baby girl You: whats on ur mind Stranger: what? You: what are you thinking about You: im thinking about sleeping You: as in im tired and u You: its 2:14Am here Stranger: here is morning Stranger: ;x You: so did the rooster wake up before u Stranger: DDStranger: you is nice XD You: huh? You: in what way You: show me a picture of u b4 u die You: because i am kira and u told me ur name i will now right it down in my notebook You: u will die if u not show me ur pics Stranger: SMILES You: smiles is not a picture show me them now u dumb bimbo Stranger: well.. You: are u here for sexual or friendship reasons You: what damnit Stranger: i have a pic only in my computer Stranger: *-* You: so.....what are we talking on the TV or something? What's your damn point? Stranger: what? Oo You: show me ur german titties You: or do they have swastikas tattoed on them, and u refuse to flash because i will be informed of your sick ways Stranger: tattoo noo ;x You: ok then You: i dont mean for u too show me ur boobs just show me how u look You: or have u forgotten You: are u lacking in brain cells You: or is your auditory system lagging You: i know u prolly dont understand me Stranger: i'm blonde Stranger: understand me Stranger: [smiles ]You: what is that suppose to mean You: are u calling ur self a dumb ass You: i will talk in terms ur familaiar with You: heil third reich You: töten the juden den ganzen You: now u get me Stranger: :o You: now r u going to be a dumbass or talk You: what do blondes read 45 words per hour or what. what's taking you so long? Stranger: i'm not dumb O,O You: then talk you dumbass bitch You: im sorry You: i think i love you You: forgive me You: i love you You: hold me Stranger: please, don't leave me You: love will not justify my cruelness You: im sorry baby You: i love you You: say u love me 2 Stranger: i love you too Stranger: but Stranger: don't leave the childs Stranger: You: the what? You: is that some kind of nazi propagandA? You: what childs? the dumb blonde girl i made by fucking your mother? or the one im about to make you if dont stop being such a fucking dubass Stranger: are you from? You: what You: i dont get u Stranger: why? You: suck my dick bitch Stranger: fuck you Stranger: biased You: i may be biased but ur BI-ASSED Stranger: loser Your conversational partner has disconnected. ___________________________________________________ I'm seriously not making this up it's a suprise to what a dumb-ass she was. I doubt all blondes are as dumb as her.
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11-15-2009, 09:31 PM
just because its the best one doesnt mean its good
Thanked by: El Loco
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You: where u from?
Stranger: alaska You: i know You: i am outside your window You: look outside You: i have a laptop You: i am naked Stranger: seriously? You: yes Stranger: cooooolioo You: i am also gay i hope u are too Stranger: haha u dumbfuck i'm a girl You: yes i know You: i am female You: like u Stranger: ur such a dumbass You: why? Stranger: then ur called a lesbian Stranger: not gay Stranger: gay is for guys You: yes but it is the same thing Stranger: but ones female the otherone isn't You: i am guessing from your window that you are about 13 You: or maybe you look young Stranger: wat if i'm not in alaska You: it doesnt matter You: i am right here Stranger: wat if i'm in Stranger: ...EGYPT You: you have beautiful hair Stranger: u know this HOW? Stranger: o.O You: i told u Stranger: i live in the middle of NOWHERE You: you should grow it a bit longer Stranger: i have no neighbors Stranger: so u couldn't possibly be outside You: i am aware of that, it was quite difficult to track you down Stranger: wats my name? You: i do not know your name, i only been tracking you recently Stranger: well sorry i'm kinda busy tracking someone else down You: i will give you a name, how does cassandra sound You: do you like that name? Stranger: cassandra sounds like cassorole You: how about jessica? is that any better? You: it suits your hair You: i always though jessica was suited for a brunette Stranger: i died my hair You: oh, what is your natural color? do you want your name to match your original hair color? Stranger: i dunno wat my hair color is Stranger: ... Stranger: sadly You: why not? You: are you a cancer patient and your hair is but a wig? Stranger: no i have hair growing problems Stranger: so i just shave it all off You: oh, i am sorry Stranger: ya u should be You: you are still beautiful Stranger: ur so corny Stranger: i hate u Stranger: OMG EDWARD CULLEN Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: HAIL ALLAH You: LONG LIVE ALLAH You: MUHAMMED JIHAD Stranger: hi You: HI Stranger: ASL You: 62/M/IRAN Stranger: 62 yrs old? You: YES Stranger: um... ok You: BUT I LOOK GOOD FOR MY AGE YES VERY GOOD Your conversational partner has disconnected. Thanked by: El Loco
11-15-2009, 10:16 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey You: where are u from Stranger: mars You: i know Stranger: really now You: u look like it Stranger: really You: yea Stranger: you know where Stranger: in mars? You: the part where all the sires are Stranger: nope Stranger: the part You: the part where all the dubasses are Stranger: where your window is Stranger: look out You: i dont have windowas Stranger: i think you might see me You: i live in a basement Stranger: really. You: with my dead wife Stranger: look out your tenant's house You: i killed her Stranger: really. Stranger: why? You: dont call me a tenant You: because ur ugly Stranger: ...? Stranger: really now You: sut up Stranger: im sorry for your loss? You: shut up slut Stranger: okay. You: dont be sorry for a non existent being Stranger: i totally sleep with 2 girls every night You: and then u wake up jacking off u fucking distinguished gentleman Stranger: nope Stranger: i am very straight Stranger: infact You: yes either dat or its ur sister and mom Stranger: i make girls cummm You: you make them cum alright Stranger: i like screamers You: cum to me Stranger: you? You: i like slitting their throats and making them screa,m You: i know where u live Stranger: umm You: you seem like ur 15 Stranger: we were talking about sex Stranger: no im 25. You: my gues is ur a male You: i see u You: look outside You: and wave Stranger: really now Stranger: cause im in a basement You: so am i Stranger: i know right? You: im above a basement Stranger: really now Stranger: kay. You: yes u sir Stranger: im going to do some major drug traffickting Stranger: see you Stranger: p.s Stranger: I AM NOT A FUCKING sir You: yes u are Stranger: DO NOT CALL ME THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN You: how can u be a drug trafficker when u cant even spell the damn word right sir Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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11-15-2009, 10:32 PM
are you trying to start a convo the same way i did
11-15-2009, 10:41 PM
Goddammit people.
Originality please. You: oy Stranger: hi You: what up Stranger: 16 f brazil You: uhh Stranger: im very hungry You: that did not answer my question actually You: oh You: hungry for what Stranger: fuck you You: unfortunately You: we are all out of that Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey Stranger: asl ? You: SHUT UP Stranger: ta gueule Stranger: ta moi même Stranger: pauvre con ! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hi! Stranger: hi You: 18/f/greenland! Stranger: 19 m usa You: ta lim do? You: ping kaw ti yah yah Stranger: wut? You: that's greenlandaise for hello, how do you do Stranger: oh im good You: i just schooled you in basic greenlandaise! You: okay, wutcha doin? Stranger: sittin here seeing if a girl wants to have some fun You: ... You: naughty You: tell me Stranger: yeah You: you into gorp il tioplaw? Stranger: dont know what that means You: i think that's pooplicking in your language. i think Stranger: no You: what why? Stranger: r u? You: here in greenland it's all the rage You: sure! my father taught me Stranger: something makes me think ur not from greenland You: is it because of my command of english? father always told e to watch out for you eleetist(?) amerikanerin. You: amerikan swine are all the same Stranger: mhm Stranger: well at least we're not pooplickers You: father tells me oderwise. Stranger: how big is ur bust? You: there seems to be a large demographic of you amerikans who are unto pooplicking. You: bust? You: i'm sorry Stranger: boobs You: oh! "boobs"! 7 inches Stranger: nice You: bust is something else in my language Stranger: i think we have the wrong understanding of the word poop You: i ahve to tell you someting, it can be unsexily Stranger: k You: you are asking for the length of my tale yes? Stranger: no You: soory, amerkian spelling eludes me You: i think boobs do not mean waht you think Stranger: i mean chest Stranger: breasts Stranger: tits You: you amerikans and your colorful euphmisms Stranger: of course Stranger: ur american too Your conversational partner has disconnected. no, i'm not You: Hello You: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? Stranger: I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! Stranger: woops typo Stranger: Hello You: I am Bro. Ezekiel of the New Century Methodical Sabbadist Church of Winsconsin, and I am sent here by my Lord to impart His wisdom. You: May you tell me your name, future brethren? Stranger: Isa Stranger: i believe it was jesus who said "belive in me who believes in you" was it not bro You: Isa; that is a wonderful name. Female, I presume? Or male and Eastern European? Worry not, your heathen upbringing will be forgotten eventually. Stranger: never athiest 4 life You: But in the NCMSCoW, it is everyone's privelege to be Christened with an Old Gothic name, you may choose from the following. You: a) Portabella Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hi You: Sure. Stranger: Okay You: That's awesome! Stranger: Yeah i know Very Happy Stranger: So i said to the guy, i said, listen.. You: WHAT DID YOU SAY You: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME Stranger: Very Happy Can't remember You: I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT You: Damn! Stranger: i won't tell you, it would ruin the mystique Stranger: Very Happy You: Mystique is blue. Stranger: Oh man Stranger: Guess what just happend to me? You: Jizz in your pants? Stranger: Nope Stranger: even better Stranger: I almost caught a Magikarp the other day .. Stranger: but it got away Stranger: You should've seen it! Very Happy and then we made out You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hihihihi You: Are you noteworthy? Stranger: name Stranger: what Stranger: ?? You: Do you know what "noteworthy" means? Stranger: no Stranger: does it means writing notes??? You: im a gay guy You: 23/m/vietnam You: your turn Stranger: dang Stranger: too far away You: what Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol
11-15-2009, 10:54 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Yo, what up? Stranger: not much Stranger: this is my first time ont his website.. Stranger: seems kinds cool You: Me too You: A bunch of dudes told me about this website and how they love to make fun of people but I don't see much point in it You: They're really a bunch of elitist pricks jerking themselves off to making people angry Stranger: lol make fun of people? Stranger: and yeah I agree, I guess its just to pass time.. You: They're kinda jerks Stranger: haha You: So tell me about yourself, stranger Stranger: well, I'm 16 and I live in Tennessee Stranger: you? You: I'm 17 and also in Tennessee! That's kinda weird. Stranger: no way Stranger: what part? Stranger: I live in East Tenneessee You: Rutledge, actually Stranger: where is that? You: it's kinda northeast tenneessee Stranger: oo You: it's a little north of knoxville Stranger: o Stranger: I live in Bristol Stranger: not too far You: That's kinda cool, well I gotta go, sorry. You: It was fun! Stranger: ha alright Stranger: bye You have disconnected. |
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